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How to get rid of your ass hair

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 12:23

stick some firework in your ass, and light it... they'll burn the hair, smells the first few times, but you'll get your money worth... don't buy the strong fireworks, you don't wanna hurt yourself. if you don't know which one to get at first, try getting some smaller and less stronger one... and work your way up. works well if your crap can't come out for few days... it usually losen up your ass muscles. just to be safe, make sure you have first aid kit around b4 u do that, u don't really what bleeding ass and running around looking for bandaid...

another method, and I think it's a prett one too... is to tattoo a big flower right there, that way, when your gf looks at it... it's not ugly to see your ass hair. I haven't done it myself personally, cuz I'm usually butt naked during the summer out side and mowing lawn.... don't wanna attract bee and butterfly, but if you're not like me, you can give it a try.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-07 1:12

SCIIIIEEEEEENNNNNCNCCCCCE!

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