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Where are the bitches at?

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-28 19:03

With a 50:50 ratio of men to women, and some studies showing higher ratios of women, where are they hiding?  We know they don't come to imageboards, messageboards centered around fandom or science and philosophy, conventions, or anything of that sort.  They also don't live in their parents basement, or more would be hanging around chat rooms.  So where are they?  The mall?  The club?  They can't ALL be there, an they?   

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-28 20:19

They are indeed out and about in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-28 23:16

learn to stalk. it will help you find more females.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-29 12:36

having lives.

Name: Anonymous2 2005-07-03 15:09

Drrr...and why do they all go to the bathroom in groups???///

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-03 17:21

>>5
Lol, so it's international. Every man wonders this, and every woman refuses to give a rational explanation. Most girls tell me they do because "it's more fun". Others pointed out that if they're stuck or whatever, the other can ask for help.

Maybe they're all lesbians and touch each other in the bathroom.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 8:10

They wouldn't have to if you were better at it.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 9:00

>>7

And it wouldn't depend on me alone if you weren't impotent.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 12:18

SCIIIIEEEEEENNNNNCNCCCCCE!

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 15:33

>>8

What does impotence have to do with touching?

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-05 4:50

touch my harbl

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-06 9:27

>>10
The fact impotents turn gay out of shame and get aids

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-10 16:52

i'm here

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-10 16:57

>>6
i can attest to being a woman and having no answer to this question
i don't know why anyone would want people around while they're on the throne...i'd rather not have my friends listen in while i take a piss thx

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-11 8:37

>>14
Listening to girls peeing turns me on

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-11 10:54

>>9 SCCIEEEENNNNCEE RULEESSS

>>15 I lol'd

Name: Hybrid Legend 2005-07-12 11:00

>>1

The library, Borders or Barnes & Noble.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-12 12:00

>>15
:D

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-12 18:20

This is a good thread

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-12 18:29

No it's not

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-12 18:45 (sage)

>>20

sadface

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-13 6:44

>>1
They're out there.  They've just gained 50+ pounds and/or have 3+ overweight shrieking children in tow.  The male mind is designed to not respond.  Good thing.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-15 9:12

lold

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-29 20:19

There are plenty of girls on the internet, it's just that they're either
A. ambiguous about their gender so they aren't harrassed by fuckwits going "NEKKID PIX PLZZZ"
B. Cam sluts
or
C. attention/drama whores

THe ones that tend to live in real life are busy having lives.

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-29 21:10

Women aren't allowed on the Internet. It's the law.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-26 21:38

Females are a lot less likely to develop social relationships on the internet, due to their conformist nature which leads them to believe that becoming technologically proficient or embedded is unattractive- which is for the most part true. The only females developing social relationships on the internet are either irregular or are doing it because of an obsessionist hobby like a television show.

So, no, there are no girls on the internet.. At least, there are no girls uploading anything to the internet.

Name: zeppy !GuxAK3zcH. 2005-10-27 16:00 (sage)

>>1
They are NOT on the internet

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-27 17:57

>>25
I'm breaking the law in the name of SCCIENNENNNCCCEE!!

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-27 23:56 (sage)

>>28
You fail to convince me that you are anything more than a guy trying to suggest that you are actually a girl.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-31 22:38

I dunno about you guys, but I have noticed that a lot of girls DO stay at their homes, at least the part anonymous claims to be non exsistant. These are the avarage looking suburb girls or "good" girls that have been overprotected by their parents over the years and have developed a conformist attitude as also pointed out by anonymous.

Also it depends of where you are. At my classes there are plenty of girls, but they don't seems to be the highlights, the men are. They are given more attention, specially by the female professors. Does this mean I am gonna git raped by an old hags?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-05 5:16

>>30

go buy yourself an A.

Most of the girls i meet online and have on my msn are the good kind that just love to chat cos their parents have pushed into their minds that going out all the time is bad. though, you do get the whores who use the internet to find their weekly penis(loads afaik), and the occasional cam whore.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-15 12:46 (sage)

>>5

To talk about you.  Behind your back.  Mostly in a bad way.  Have fun!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-15 12:48

>>24

It's also easy to be ambigious about your gender, when the default assumption is that you are male.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-15 12:50

>>33
Awesome!  I can't spell!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-20 21:12

nuh uh i know plenty of guys that pretend to be girls all the time

Name: Steven Segal 2005-11-20 21:21

women love to be slapped around once in awhile.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-22 14:00

>>35
Lol, you've been trying to cyber them over AIM.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 0:10

GIRLS GO TO THE BATHROOM IN GROUPS IN CASE THEIR STALL IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER...

fyi

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 15:12

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 8:02

women go into the bathroom to clean out the semen that is held in a small pouch in their whore holes. they then eat the semen because that is what gives them protein.

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