Where are the bitches at?

With a 50:50 ratio of men to women, and some studies showing higher ratios of women, where are they hiding?  We know they don't come to imageboards, messageboards centered around fandom or science and philosophy, conventions, or anything of that sort.  They also don't live in their parents basement, or more would be hanging around chat rooms.  So where are they?  The mall?  The club?  They can't ALL be there, an they?   

Drrr...and why do they all go to the bathroom in groups???///