Give me problems.

Give me some non trivial problems to solve in C.

halt my anus

>>2
sticks a plug in your anus

install C++/Gentoo

Kill yourself.

Write a Perl 6 compiler.

write a VM that can run templeos.

Re-write templeos so it runs in a VM.

Port TempleOS to the SNES.

>>5
That's actually a fairly trivial problem.

Write a fixed-point combinator.

>>11
nice dubs

do a barrel shifter

give me a hax

>>10
Not if you do it in pure C

>>11
but i no do lambda calculus
(is there a good book for it?)

Print all integers from 1 to 100, inclusive, with these exceptions:
-For multiples of three print ``Fizz'' instead of the integer.
-For multiples of five print ``Buzz''.
-For multiples of both three and five print ``FizzBuzz''.

Design a 3D analogue of the Mandelbrot set that is connected and continuous everywhere, with optional VR functionality.

find min, max, avg of an array.

Write a browser rendering engine from scratch.

Make an HTML parser using regular expressions.

Write an analyzers that gets a C program as input and tells if it will halt or not.

>>16
WADDA YA WANT, SUSSMAN?

>>17,19
EVEN MY GRANDMA CAN WRITE PROGRAMS LIKE DAT. IT'S LIKE MY CHALLENGE THREDS ALL OVER AGAIN.

>>18
AND DER'S FUCKIN MATH BOIS IN DIS THRED TOO.

>>20
N DER"S ALSO A BUNCH OF RIDICULOUSLY COMPLICATED PROGRAMS. CONSIDERING DA CURRENT MORBIDLY OBESE STATE OF DA WEB, IT WUD BE EASIER FOR SOME1 TO WRITE A C++ COMPILER IN BRAINFUK, UPSIDE DOWN, AND WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE UP DER ASSES THAN WUD BE 2 WRITE A FUCKIN RENDERING ENGINE FOR DA WEB IN C.

>>21
N DA BIGGEST RETOID AWARD CURRENTLY GOES TO DIS GUY, WHO DOESNT REALISE DAT HTML AINT A REGULAR LANGUAGE.



DA GOOD THING IS DAT I CAN GIVE A SUGGESTION DIS TIME AROUND.

WRITE A PROGRAM DAT OUTPUTS A 2D RASTER GRAPHIC (OR, IF U PREFER, A TEXTURED 3D VECTOR MODEL) DAT RESEMBLES A DACHSHUND. EACH TIME U RUN DA PROGRAM, DA DACHSHUNDS SHUD VARY LIKE DEY DO IN NATURE. DEY CAN BE LARGER AND SMALLER THAN EACH OTHER, DER COATS CAN DIFFER IN COLOUR, AND DER FUR CAN BE LONG OR SHORT. HAVE FUN WITH DIS AND COME UP WITH MORE INTERESTING VARIATIONS.

N FOR ALL YOU SAFARI HAWAII RETOIDS, U CUD WRITE A SIMILAR PROGRAM DAT DOES DIS WITH A CARTOON VAGINA, N DEY CAN VARY LIKE DEY DO IN UR HENTAI COMIC BOOKS.

OR MAYBE U CUD GENERATE A BUNCH OF BEARDS AND SEE IF ANY OF DEM MATCH DIRTY OLD JOSEPH DA UNIX HACKER'S.

>>23
I challenge you to create a /prog/ browser in C without pointers or stacks

Write an XML parser

>>23
shut up, faggot

>>23
I have made a regex html parser that works with O(1), ``faggot''

>>23
HTML isn't a regular language but regex engines aren't ``regular'' in the strict sense of the word either.

>>24
you declare global variable uint8_t heap[TOTAL_MEMORY]; formally it is not on stack, and not a pointer. regarding variables, you can declare them "register", so they will be placed in registers (no stack used).

uint8_t
unportable, why not just unsigned char if you want a byte array?

formally it is not on stack
the ``stack'' and ``heap'' are not defined in the C standard. They are just data structures

>>30

>stdint type
>unportable

Solve the subset problem in O(N) time complexity.

>>31
It's consitered optional by the standard

WHILE IT'S IMPORTANT 2 NOTE DAT CHAR_BIT==8 AINT REQUIRED BY DA STANDARD, IT AINT NECESSARILY UNPORTABLE EITHER. ONLY DIRTY OLD JOSEPH DA UNIX HACKER USES SHIT FOR WHICH DAT, AND OTHER REASONABLY PORTABLE ASSUMPTIONS LIKE ASCII, R FALSE.

WITH DAT SAID, IN GENERAL U SHUD STICK WITH DA STANDARD WHEREVER POSSIBLE. IN SITUATIONS LIKE DATA SERIALISATION DEY TEND TO BE GOOD ASSUMPTIONS, BUT IN DA SITUATION PRESENTED BY >>29 DEY AINT, AND DATS COZ >>29 IS A FUKIN STAK BOI.

IN DIS SITUATION, unsigned char, IS DA APPROPRIATE TYPE, EVEN IF CHAR_BIT!=8. THOUGH U SHUD PROBABLY CHUCK IT IN A union WITH AN OBJECT DAT HAS DA STRICTEST ALIGNMENT REQUIREMENTS, IF U WANT TO STORE LARGER SCALARS. 8.7 OF K&R2 4 MORE INFORMATION.

>>24
NO CHALLENGES 2DAY. IM ON VACATION FROM HAVING 2 BABYSIT ALL U RETOIDS

>>26
UR A BIT OF A HERMIT CRAB ARENT U?

>>27,28
WHY DA FUK WUD DEY CALL IT A "REGULAR EXPRESSION EINGINE" IF DEY'VE EXTENDED IT TO HANDLE CONTEXT-FREE GRAMMARS? DATS WAT I WANNA KNO. I BLAME DA FUCKIN BUSINESS BOIZ WHO WONT USE SOMETHING UNLESS IT'S ASSOCIATED WITH A FUCKIN BUZZWORD LIKE "REGEX".

World hunger

>>34
shut up, faggot

>>34
Do you use caps lock and turn it off when typing lowercase, use caps lock and use shift to type lowercase, or use shift for all your caps?

someone teach me programming from scratch.

The big bad WOLF tried to blow me DOWN of CORSE tripped and landed on the CLOWN
with a CRAKING SOUND thats HUMILITY i take it BACK NOW cuz hes claiming DISSABILITY
fuckers can TRY to BEAT ME you fall over and DIE WHILE BEEFING and wont BE SEEN for a WEEK AND
im a true rapper your a computer GEEK you type to much your keys are getting BLEAK is that an ESS or a BEE fuck dat shit its a TEE and you still cant BELIVE that i started this BEEF you pussies starting ON ME
but MAJICALY i find TRAJICLY disturbing things FUNNY PROFOUND ILL things HAPPEN when CROWNHILL start RAPPING no SIGHN  no  TRACE exept for the brains hanging all over the PLACE wake up and smear somones nose up there FACE

>>34
I am a CHAR_BIT == 9 fun but I agree with youm >>29 is a fuckin stakboi

>>34
Solve it when you finish your holiday then