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EXPERT PROGRAMMING

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 17:06

I'm using shared memory, signals and exceptions like a good goy
I am using MESSAGE PASSING instead of shared memory and signals and TAGGED UNIONS instead of exceptions (NO EXCEPTIONS) like an EXPERT PROGRAMMER

I'm quoting an ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 17:47

install BSD/Gentoo

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 18:26

I use gotos instead of functions.
Get on my level.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 22:05

dong passing

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 0:50

Good goys use object oriented programming. Everything is an object, everything is equal. Diversity of objects is our strength. Smash the terseness and elegance of the bourgeoisie programming languages. Embrace mediocrity.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 12:56

>>5
Oy vey, you are absolutely right sholmo! Don't forget to tell the goys how bad meritocracy is!

http://readwrite.com/2014/01/24/github-meritocracy-rug

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 15:24

MESSAGE PASSING

More indirection! The CPU loves it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 16:23

>>7
yes!
Don't change these.
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