EXPERT PROGRAMMING

I'm using shared memory, signals and exceptions like a good goy
I am using MESSAGE PASSING instead of shared memory and signals and TAGGED UNIONS instead of exceptions (NO EXCEPTIONS) like an EXPERT PROGRAMMER

_{I'm quoting an ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER}

Good goys use object oriented programming. Everything is an object, everything is equal. Diversity of objects is our strength. Smash the terseness and elegance of the bourgeoisie programming languages. Embrace mediocrity.