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femsort - Feminist Sorting

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-14 14:19

FemSort.Xe
 
/* The concept of 'sorting' things
*has long been a cornerstone of patriarchal
*discrimination against women and PoC.
*To 'sort' objects according to some percieved 'value'
*is morally wrong and oppressive. Therefore a
*truly feminist algorithm cannot be based upon
*comparing values of 'objects'. Feminist sorting
*algorithms have to take various things into
*consideration: gender, race, the program's feelings
*and the current make-up of the objects to be sorted.
*To implement this, we use a progressive stack with
*added affirmative action.
*/
 
# consider <feelings.Xir>
# consider <iomegaphone.Xir>
# consider <Dworkin.Xir>
# consider <progressive_stack.Xir>
# consider <Affirmative_Action.Xir>
# define MEN oppressive
 
xe womain(xe *Unique_person[])
{
        CheckPrivilege(); //Always check your privilege
        CheckPrivilege(); //Better check it twice
        xe sorted_unique_people=progressive_stack(xe *Unique_person[]); //construct the
                                                                                                                                        //progressive stack
        among (person p : Unique_person){
                if(p.gender==male && p.orentation==het_cis_scum){
                        yell('RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!!');
                        crush(p); //Use the function crush in Dworkin.Xir to discard the oppressor
                }
                else {
                ynt q = accepts(guilt_feel(p.oppression)); //measure the oppression level according to
                                                                                  //the function guilt_feel in feelings.Xir
                sorted_unique_people[q]=accepts(p); //assign every wonderful person a place in the new stack
                }
                if(feels==right) {
                affirmative_action(&sorted_unique_people) //If the progrym feels like it, it will
                                                                                                  //use affirmative action to make the sorting more fair.
                                                                                                  //The actual affirmative action algorithm is poorly understood,
                                                                                                  //but DON'T MESS WITH IT! IT IS FAIR!
                }
        }
        return sorted_unique_people;
}

Name: 2013-12-14 18:06

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-14 18:28

That intro is especially hilarious.
progrym
Genius

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-14 18:34

now you laugh but you'll be forced to use it before long

captcha: barbarous kebabtl

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-14 20:27

Meanwhile on /g/.

``The feminist fizzbuzz was HILARIOUS guise! Let's write some more!''
``More what?''
``More programs.''
``Like another fizzbuzz?''
``I only know how to write fizzbuzz, fibs and hello, world. Sorry guys I only just started programming like 12 years ago.''
``Same here. I'll dig through that old PDF of K&R I never read for some algorithms.''

Later.

``Okay guys. I implemented sort. Here it is.''
``Cool! but it's not working for me.''
``Oh, well, it's not supposed to work, because women are dumb lol.''
``Fuckin genius! Now let's implement fibs, but we'll call it feels, because women have feelings!''
``LOL!!! I like the way you think anon. Now let's change all the dots to the word PERIOD.''
``Or how about MYNSTRATION!''
``OMG I JUST SPIT MOUNTAIN DEW ALL OVER MY MECHANICAL KEYBOARD.''

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-14 20:30

>>5
You obviously haven't witnessed some of the absurd things modern ``feminists'' do.
There's good reason a large number of them think this project is legitimate.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-14 21:13

>>5
SRS pls go

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-14 21:43

>>6
I don't need you to explain feminism to be. I need you to explain this whole phenomenon of so-called men being angry, butthurt and offended by women being angry, butthurt and offended, e.g. mensrights. It's inherently unmasculine, and what could be more beta than a bunch of neets and weebs creating a fake programming language aimed at ridiculing a very miniscule subset of women? All the while, some alpha dog mover and shaker with projects under his belt and pull in the industry like jacobian says ``take it down'' and github listens. No question. That's power, the kind that feminists strive for and that fedoras dare not even fantasize about. That privilege, and you don't have to check it or defend it because you do not possess it. You're on the save receiving end of the patriarchal dick as the feminists, and as they say, just because you're born with a dick doesn't make you a man.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-14 21:48

Back to /g/ everyone in this thread, (and I suppose k5 for our special pedo guest).

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-15 5:01

>>8
beta
alpha
Back to the monkey cage, chimp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-15 6:39

>>8
Nice 8

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-15 10:44


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