femsort - Feminist Sorting

FemSort.Xe
 
/* The concept of 'sorting' things
*has long been a cornerstone of patriarchal
*discrimination against women and PoC.
*To 'sort' objects according to some percieved 'value'
*is morally wrong and oppressive. Therefore a
*truly feminist algorithm cannot be based upon
*comparing values of 'objects'. Feminist sorting
*algorithms have to take various things into
*consideration: gender, race, the program's feelings
*and the current make-up of the objects to be sorted.
*To implement this, we use a progressive stack with
*added affirmative action.
*/
 
# consider <feelings.Xir>
# consider <iomegaphone.Xir>
# consider <Dworkin.Xir>
# consider <progressive_stack.Xir>
# consider <Affirmative_Action.Xir>
# define MEN oppressive
 
xe womain(xe *Unique_person[])
{
        CheckPrivilege(); //Always check your privilege
        CheckPrivilege(); //Better check it twice
        xe sorted_unique_people=progressive_stack(xe *Unique_person[]); //construct the
                                                                                                                                        //progressive stack
        among (person p : Unique_person){
                if(p.gender==male && p.orentation==het_cis_scum){
                        yell('RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!!');
                        crush(p); //Use the function crush in Dworkin.Xir to discard the oppressor
                }
                else {
                ynt q = accepts(guilt_feel(p.oppression)); //measure the oppression level according to
                                                                                  //the function guilt_feel in feelings.Xir
                sorted_unique_people[q]=accepts(p); //assign every wonderful person a place in the new stack
                }
                if(feels==right) {
                affirmative_action(&sorted_unique_people) //If the progrym feels like it, it will
                                                                                                  //use affirmative action to make the sorting more fair.
                                                                                                  //The actual affirmative action algorithm is poorly understood,
                                                                                                  //but DON'T MESS WITH IT! IT IS FAIR!
                }
        }
        return sorted_unique_people;
}

>>6
I don't need you to explain feminism to be. I need you to explain this whole phenomenon of so-called men being angry, butthurt and offended by women being angry, butthurt and offended, e.g. mensrights. It's inherently unmasculine, and what could be more beta than a bunch of neets and weebs creating a fake programming language aimed at ridiculing a very miniscule subset of women? All the while, some alpha dog mover and shaker with projects under his belt and pull in the industry like jacobian says ``take it down'' and github listens. No question. That's power, the kind that feminists strive for and that fedoras dare not even fantasize about. That privilege, and you don't have to check it or defend it because you do not possess it. You're on the save receiving end of the patriarchal dick as the feminists, and as they say, just because you're born with a dick doesn't make you a man.