We have lost

Today I realized that we lost. It's a sad moment when you see all the things that could have been but then finally couldn't because of the industry... that terroristic industry that is destroying everything we love, everything we believe, leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, ENTERPRISE QUALITY ``frameworks'', quasi-object-oriented languages, pseudo-deterministic algorithms, Ruby, and simpering, saccharine, soulless JavaScript.

LISP is dead and the world have surrender to the /enterprise experience/
Haskell was our last resource, but we failed: strong typing and a purely functional philosophy was totally unintelligible for the developer-kind.

They won, the coders won. Henceforth we will only see thousands and thousands of JS AMD modules released in "GitHub" (that's how they call their land), Unit testing everywhere everyday, and infinite software engineering discussions in HackerNews.

Now there is no more hope for us, and there is only two paths left: exile outside of the network or suicide.

I wish you the best of luck,
 Commodore RedCream

RedCream
knoa your roal

>>3-8
Shalom!

scala is awesome and is functional and terse too.

>>1
Why do you need "the industry"? What's wrong with all you helpless moochers expecting everybody else to write your code for you, all the while pretending to be the Last True Hackers or something. Damn.

Now there is no more hope for us, and there is only two paths left: exile outside of the network or suicide.
Do it, either thing, I don't care. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, loser.

>>11
what a huge faggot.. go back to your fucking jewish enterprise!

javascript is great
ruby too

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HTML is my language of choice.

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I came to a full stop from 9 mph in front of his house. These longboards have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my casterboard and starts eyeballing my MacBook Air. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my MacBook Air. Reach out to the community.

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I throw her a WhatsApp message so she can be distracted while cleaning herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Mini Cooper and drive to a tech conference to recruit techies who would code in Erlang and Coffeescript for 60k/year.

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javascript is great
ruby too

HTML is my language of choice.

/prog/ 2013, OP is right, we lost

Nobody seemed to like my >>16 bodybuilder copypasta modification.  It feels like coming into a room with a few people, saying ``good evening'', and none of them replies.

>>19
it's nice anon, good job

I laughed at your story. twas good sire

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>>22
what do you have against your benevolent sovereigns/

YOU ARE Lyin[GGGGGGGGGGGG

I AM THE MOST FUCKNG NGGER MATURE

YOu CANC  FUCK HELL U CANDAD SATAN NAZI ASS

GIVE ME  A PICSHUR OF AN NGEGER PASSWRD LIKE PASSWORD12345 AND MANY OTHER PASSWORD TO SEE

>>24
there aint no passwd
GENERALIZE MY ANUS

>>20,21
Thank you ;_;

>>1
unit testing is a great practice that requires discipline.

fucking amateur.