Hello World in Javascript!

Hi guys! I just started learning javascript and here's my hello world
Please be gentle because I'm just a girl~ :P

function fhi5e6djgh (fjfghfg5785) {
    var that = this;
    return ((function() {
        return ((function() {
            return ((function() {
                return ((function() {
                    return function() {
                        jhfjh.apply(this, that);
                    };
                })());
            })())[null];
        })());
    })());
};

function jhfjh (fdhgdgg_ghgh, thot) {
    var fhjf,
    hj;

    if (++fhjf == --hj && fhjf == [7[7[8[6[5]]]][8[5[7[9[0]]]]]] && (function(){eval(this)})() || ++fhjf == !hj ? fhjf++ : --hj  && [] == [545])
    return ((function() {
        return ((function() {
            return ((function() {
                fdhgdgg_ghgh.apply(this);
            })())[null];
        })())[0];
    })())[hj++ || --fhjf];
}

var fgkfkfhjFHY45 = function() {
     return console.log.apply( console, arguments );
};

fhi5e6djgh(eval(fgkfkfhjFHY45(eval(new Buffer('Y29uc29sZS5sb2coJ2hlbGxvIHdvcmxkJyk=', 'base64').toString('ascii')))))

error: 'Buffer' is undefined

>>2
Sorry, I meant node.js :(

replace the last line with
fhi5e6djgh(eval(fgkfkfhjFHY45(eval(atob('Y29uc29sZS5sb2coJ2hlbGxvIHdvcmxkJyk='))))) for it to work :D

>>3
It's still wrong. No function called "atob" in javascript.

Also, it's easy to see, and believe, that you're a girl. If this is supposed to be a joke, you aren't funny. If this is some sort of recreational programming, you fail horribly. Go to a bar and spread your legs for the big niggers there, like you're supposed to, you fucking whore. Just never, ever, try anything programming related again.

>le pedophile sage

>>4
it works for me in the console... :/

>>5
:(
you're so mean...

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Hello World in Javascript!
1 Name: Kate 2013-10-11 10:37
Hi guys! I just started learning javascript and here's my hello world
Please be gentle because I'm just a girl~ :P

function fhi5e6djgh (fjfghfg5785) {
    var that = this;
    return ((function() {
        return ((function() {
            return ((function() {
                return ((function() {
                    return function() {
                        jhfjh.apply(this, that);
                    };
                })());
            })())[null];
        })());
    })());
};

function jhfjh (fdhgdgg_ghgh, thot) {
    var fhjf,
    hj;

    if (++fhjf == --hj && fhjf == [7[7[8[6[5]]]][8[5[7[9[0]]]]]] && (function(){eval(this)})() || ++fhjf == !hj ? fhjf++ : --hj  && [] == [545])
    return ((function() {
        return ((function() {
            return ((function() {
                fdhgdgg_ghgh.apply(this);
            })())[null];
        })())[0];
    })())[hj++ || --fhjf];
}

var fgkfkfhjFHY45 = function() {
     return console.log.apply( console, arguments );
};

fhi5e6djgh(eval(fgkfkfhjFHY45(eval(new Buffer('Y29uc29sZS5sb2coJ2hlbGxvIHdvcmxkJyk=', 'base64').toString('ascii')))))

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-11 13:08
error: 'Buffer' is undefined

3 Name: Kate 2013-10-11 14:10
>>2
Sorry, I meant node.js :(

replace the last line with
fhi5e6djgh(eval(fgkfkfhjFHY45(eval(atob('Y29uc29sZS5sb2coJ2hlbGxvIHdvcmxkJyk='))))) for it to work :D

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-11 16:32
>>3
It's still wrong. No function called "atob" in javascript.

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-11 16:42
Also, it's easy to see, and believe, that you're a girl. If this is supposed to be a joke, you aren't funny. If this is some sort of recreational programming, you fail horribly. Go to a bar and spread your legs for the big niggers there, like you're supposed to, you fucking whore. Just never, ever, try anything programming related again.

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-11 16:54
>le pedophile sage

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-11 17:40
>>4
it works for me in the console... :/

>>5
:(
you're so mean...

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>>7

atob exists in the web browser, but not in node
Buffer exists in node, but not in the web browser

>>9
Yeah!
im not that dumb, he said buffer didn't work for him so he probably was trying it in a browser!

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