Hello World in Javascript!

Hi guys! I just started learning javascript and here's my hello world
Please be gentle because I'm just a girl~ :P

function fhi5e6djgh (fjfghfg5785) {
    var that = this;
    return ((function() {
        return ((function() {
            return ((function() {
                return ((function() {
                    return function() {
                        jhfjh.apply(this, that);
                    };
                })());
            })())[null];
        })());
    })());
};

function jhfjh (fdhgdgg_ghgh, thot) {
    var fhjf,
    hj;

    if (++fhjf == --hj && fhjf == [7[7[8[6[5]]]][8[5[7[9[0]]]]]] && (function(){eval(this)})() || ++fhjf == !hj ? fhjf++ : --hj  && [] == [545])
    return ((function() {
        return ((function() {
            return ((function() {
                fdhgdgg_ghgh.apply(this);
            })())[null];
        })())[0];
    })())[hj++ || --fhjf];
}

var fgkfkfhjFHY45 = function() {
     return console.log.apply( console, arguments );
};

fhi5e6djgh(eval(fgkfkfhjFHY45(eval(new Buffer('Y29uc29sZS5sb2coJ2hlbGxvIHdvcmxkJyk=', 'base64').toString('ascii')))))

Also, it's easy to see, and believe, that you're a girl. If this is supposed to be a joke, you aren't funny. If this is some sort of recreational programming, you fail horribly. Go to a bar and spread your legs for the big niggers there, like you're supposed to, you fucking whore. Just never, ever, try anything programming related again.