There's too much Ruby on this board

Let's have a Python thread to cleanse the gay.

Python is objectively worse than Ruby.

Show me a better FizzBuzz than this:

(1..100).map do |i|
  lambda { |str| str.empty?? i : str }.call(
  [3, 5].reduce("") { |mem, obj|
    (i%obj).zero?? mem + {3=>"Fizz",5=>"Buzz"}[obj] : mem
  })
end

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>python
>ruby
>2013
use javascript you luddites

>>2
Wow, it's like Perl's evil twin.

Starting with javascript or any C-syntax language give you headstart against the hipster script kiddies. Plus if you want to use anything else there is tons of *-to-Javascript compilers like  MetaJS and Coffeescript. Or you can wait a few years and JS will be upgraded with abstract bullshit from current hipster languages and more speed hacks. JS is basically is the Lisp that was practical to use(freedom of expression with normal syntax), but in fact its far more powerful and free.
You can define the whole "class inheritance" model in few lines of JavaScript.
http://www.crockford.com/javascript/inheritance.html#sugar
People who want to add classes to JavaScript, just simply don't get it(Classes are inferior to Function/Object/Prototype chain of JS).

How about some J?
([:<]`('Fizz'"_)`('Buzz'"_)`('FizzBuzz'"_)@.([:#.0:=5 3&|))"0

jizz buzz

>>6
for(i=100;i--;)prompt((i%3?'':'Fizz')+(i%5?'':'Buzz')||i)

for(unsigned long long long long long long i = 0; i = 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000;i++){printf("FAZZ BAZZ");;i=0;}

  IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
       PROGRAM-ID. FIZZBUZZ.


       DATA DIVISION.
       WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
       01  FIZZ-CNT PIC S9(4) BINARY.
       01  BUZZ-CNT PIC S9(4) BINARY.
       01  I        PIC S9(4) BINARY.


       PROCEDURE DIVISION.
           MOVE ZERO TO FIZZ-CNT
           MOVE ZERO TO BUZZ-CNT
           PERFORM VARYING I FROM 1 BY 1
                     UNTIL I > 100
              COMPUTE FIZZ-CNT = FIZZ-CNT + 1
              COMPUTE BUZZ-CNT = BUZZ-CNT + 1
              EVALUATE TRUE
                 WHEN FIZZ-CNT = 3 AND BUZZ-CNT = 5
                      DISPLAY 'FIZZBUZZ'
                      MOVE ZERO TO FIZZ-CNT
                      MOVE ZERO TO BUZZ-CNT
                 WHEN FIZZ-CNT = 3
                      DISPLAY 'FIZZ'
                      MOVE ZERO TO FIZZ-CNT
                 WHEN BUZZ-CNT = 5
                      DISPLAY 'BUZZ'
                      MOVE ZERO TO BUZZ-CNT
                 WHEN OTHER
                      DISPLAY I
              END-EVALUATE
           END-PERFORM
           GOBACK
           .

static void BeginJourney(string[] adventurers)
{
   var currentLevel = 0;
   while (currentLevel < 100) {
   var fizzy = Loremaster.CanDividethBy(currentLevel, 3);
   var buzzable = Loremaster.CanDividethBy(currentLevel, 5);
   if (fizzy && buzzable) {
      Warrior.Battlecry("FIZZBUZZ you villains!");
   }
   else if (fizzy ) {
       Bard.Sing( "Verily the number is fizzy, liketh mine ale.");
   }
   else if (buzzable) {
      Cleric.Chant("O Yelm! O Orlanth!  Heed my faithful buzz!");
    }
    else {
        Dungeonmaster.Whisper("Your level is " + currentLevel.ToString());
     }
     currentLevel = LevelUp(currentLevel);
}

>>3

Javascript is only good in the browser. Aside from that, Ruby can do everything it can plus more.

>>11
nice dubs

Bumping so the Ruby homos don't shitpost in the Python threads.