There's too much Ruby on this board

Let's have a Python thread to cleanse the gay.

static void BeginJourney(string[] adventurers)
{
   var currentLevel = 0;
   while (currentLevel < 100) {
   var fizzy = Loremaster.CanDividethBy(currentLevel, 3);
   var buzzable = Loremaster.CanDividethBy(currentLevel, 5);
   if (fizzy && buzzable) {
      Warrior.Battlecry("FIZZBUZZ you villains!");
   }
   else if (fizzy ) {
       Bard.Sing( "Verily the number is fizzy, liketh mine ale.");
   }
   else if (buzzable) {
      Cleric.Chant("O Yelm! O Orlanth!  Heed my faithful buzz!");
    }
    else {
        Dungeonmaster.Whisper("Your level is " + currentLevel.ToString());
     }
     currentLevel = LevelUp(currentLevel);
}