u too can be a good programmer if u got da standard on ur side.
think about ur day 2 day activities and whether they r truly standard-compliant.
are u sure to only traverse standard-compliant stairs? do u traverse dem in a standard-compliant manner? are u careful not to traverse stairs in any manner that may evoke undefined behaviour? are u aware of the implementation-defined behaviours of the stairs u frequently traverse? do u bring up any issues you have with the stairs u traverse with the implementor of those stairs? have u red da standard for traversing stairs?
how many clean stair traversals do ur stair implementations guarantee, and how many have they tolerated thus far? according to da standard, any set of stairs dat shall be considered compliant, must guarantee at least one clean stair traversal in either da upward or downward direction.
I'm glad we had dis talk.
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lambda arfer cack ya ass2013-09-08 17:59
u see, da standard for traversing stairs is a contract between da implementer of da stairs and da traverser of da stairs. da implementer of da stairs needs to design da stairs in a way dat allows da traverser to traverse da stairs cleanly and completely in a standard manner.
da next time u see some hooligan traversing da stairs on his hands, or walking some animal up da stairs, u tell dat fucker to REED DA FUCKIN STANDARD and stay da fuck away from da stairs until dey have.
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Anonymous2013-09-08 18:23
lambda, you're not funny any more
can you tell me where the perl standard is??
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-09-08 20:26
>>3 can you tell me where the perl standard is??
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA. AND DEY SAY I'M NOT FUNNY. I WROTE DA FUCKIN STANDARD FOR WHAT'S CONSIDERED FUNNY, AND DAT STATEMENT HAS UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR, YA FUCKIN RETOID.
PERL'S A LANGUAGE FOR STACK BOYS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO REED AND PREFER LEARNING TO PROGRAM BY MASHING THEIR KEYBOARD LIKE A FUCKING MONKEY. IT'S MUCH LIKE DA LANGUAGE U CURSE FOR ITS FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE. U DON'T LEARN IT BY READING SHIT, U LEARN IT BY BEING A FUCKIN MINDLESS KEYBOARD-MASHING STACK BOY.
>>8
actually according to German government funded research in the 40s jews niggers and slavs all perform excellently in highly structured environments
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Anonymous2013-09-09 3:23
>>4 RETOID
It's spelled `RETARD', you goddamn shithead.
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Anonymous2013-09-09 7:46
>>4
"
>retoid
>talking about standard
>not using standard english
>mfw
"
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Anonymous2013-09-09 7:47
>>4
THAT'S Y I'M LOOKIN FOR DA PERL STANDARD YA RETOID. DA OFFICIAL DOCUMENTATION IS FOR STACK BOYS. I WANT DA ISO STANDARD SO PLZ CALL UR BOYZ AND WRITE ONE LAMBDA IF UR SO SMART.
No one cares. Real programmers are not bound to the restrictions of the standard. If it compiles, ship it. Fix the bugs as they come in. Anything else is a waste of time.