da standard and why it matters today

u too can be a good programmer if u got da standard on ur side.

think about ur day 2 day activities and whether they r truly standard-compliant.

are u sure to only traverse standard-compliant stairs? do u traverse dem in a standard-compliant manner? are u careful not to traverse stairs in any manner that may evoke undefined behaviour? are u aware of the implementation-defined behaviours of the stairs u frequently traverse? do u bring up any issues you have with the stairs u traverse with the implementor of those stairs? have u red da standard for traversing stairs?

how many clean stair traversals do ur stair implementations guarantee, and how many have they tolerated thus far? according to da standard, any set of stairs dat shall be considered compliant, must guarantee at least one clean stair traversal in either da upward or downward direction.

I'm glad we had dis talk.

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can you tell me where the perl standard is??
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA. AND DEY SAY I'M NOT FUNNY. I WROTE DA FUCKIN STANDARD FOR WHAT'S CONSIDERED FUNNY, AND DAT STATEMENT HAS UNDEFINED BEHAVIOUR, YA FUCKIN RETOID.

PERL'S A LANGUAGE FOR STACK BOYS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO REED AND PREFER LEARNING TO PROGRAM BY MASHING THEIR KEYBOARD LIKE A FUCKING MONKEY. IT'S MUCH LIKE DA LANGUAGE U CURSE FOR ITS FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE. U DON'T LEARN IT BY READING SHIT, U LEARN IT BY BEING A FUCKIN MINDLESS KEYBOARD-MASHING STACK BOY.