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OS question

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 9:34

Why aren't OSes written in safer languages(e.g. Ada)?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 9:46

Because the NSA routinely kills people who try doing so.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 10:00

how do you make an OS? really, I have no idea

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 10:39

>>2
NSA
Goygle: Did you mean: Mossad?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 13:09

>>3
ask tdavis

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 13:52

>>3
Depends on what kinds of OS you want and how much effort you can take.
Your OS has no chance of becoming mainstream or even successful. If you want to waste years of your life in futile effort to catch up to mainstream OSes you're welcome. If not, your toy OS may interest major OS developers who would want to implement some of your features and thats it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 14:09

>>6
The most realistic OS goal anyone here should start with is a ``hello world'' OS (basically just a bootloader). It's not a fully-fledged OS project, but that's kind of an overly-ambitious project for a single person. If you set your goals too high, you'll be more likely to give up, much like /g/ and their ``secure'' Skype replacement.

Name: MenuetOS 2013-08-28 16:07

>>666
That makes me sad.

7, what about RTOS?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 16:44

>>6
>>7
That is because you and /g/ are shit programmers and these kind of projects are only doable by bright programmer(s).

A bright programmer could easily program an amazing OS on their own. The issue after that is software and capitalism.

Or make it so good that people will want to and have to start using it. That way you get people to program the software for it or get the military to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 16:48

>>9
Stop shitting on /g/ in order to pretend you are not from there, unoptimized-quotes-san.

Name: ast 2013-08-28 16:51

>>9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9
You have no right to say that. You never programmed an OS by yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 16:52

>>10
I'm shitting on both you noobs and I'll start including your gay anime shit into my posts. hey /g/ just have shit like ``san'' (make sure to use stylized exclamation marks) and ``chan'' and then ``optimize'' your qoutes (>>1 >>2 etc). Also make sure to sage.

They won't be able to figure you out then.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 16:53

>>11
Email dropping Andrew S. Tanenbaum isn't going to gain you cred, kid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 16:58

>>12
I'll start including your gay anime shit into my posts.
Please don't!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 16:59

Some of their favourites insults are ``cretin'', ``mental midget'', and ``toilet scrubber''. They obviously aren't clever with an imagination and prefer to use the same memes for years. It isn't hard to disguise yourself as one of them. They just don't realize that we don't want to be like these losers.

They think they are hot shit for programming little unix hacks and programming in lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 17:01

>>14
Also make sure to include ``please'' and ``terrible'' into your posts. The stylized exclamation mark is simply italicization. [i]![i] (obviously you know where to put the / in when you actually post).

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 17:04

Yeah, this board sucks, let's all go back to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 17:05

As someone who hates e/g/in/g/ros, it would be nice to see /prog/ memes being ruined and popularized into le imagereddits. Mainly because that would mean I invented many imagereddit memes! Just kidding..

Which reminds me, once a thread on /g/ about some ``secure Skype replacement'' was posted here. I went there and realized they stoleculturally enriched themselves with the epic memes of Satori and SICP.

Some of them even know Satori is also a Touhou character, which is amazing enough, given the fact they barely know Flandre and Cirno because of the e/b/in image macros.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 17:11

>>15
Hey, come on, are you really forgetting ``hymie''?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 17:49

>>19
Well I mean insults used by all the /prog/ regulars and not just nikita/followers

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 18:01

>>20
by your logic, ``mental midget'' is just for kodak-kun followers and not for /anus/ regulars.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 18:03

If Linus knew ANYTHING about computers he would have written his shitty little toy OS in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 18:47

kun? more like kunt

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 18:55

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 19:20

Name: Black and White Magician 2013-08-28 19:23

>>25
ぜ~★

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 20:14

>>26
Ze?

Name: Black and White Magician 2013-08-28 20:32

>>27
ぜだぜ。

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 20:39

Here I sit
Waiting for Gentoo boot
Where are my toes?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 21:17

>>28
fuckin nip

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 21:40

>>29,30
Wow /g/ro, that post was FUCKIN/G/ E/G/IN, /G/RO!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

MY FAVORITE MEH MEH IS LE /G/ENTOO FACE TOO!
>IMPLYIN/G/ LE /G/ENTOO IS NOT LE BEST MEHMEH OF LE /G/
FUCKING LEL /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

FUK JAPAN /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOUR MEME WAS SO E/G/IN, I'LL REPOST IN ON LE REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN LE RE/G/G/IT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOU WILL /G/ET MANY LE UP/G/OATS, /G/ROSKI XDDDDDDDDDDDD LLLEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 21:49


31 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 21:40

    >>29,30
    Wow /g/ro, that post was FUCKIN/G/ E/G/IN, /G/RO!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    MY FAVORITE MEH MEH IS LE /G/ENTOO FACE TOO!
    >IMPLYIN/G/ LE /G/ENTOO IS NOT LE BEST MEHMEH OF LE /G/
    FUCKING LEL /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    FUK JAPAN /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOUR MEME WAS SO E/G/IN, I'LL REPOST IN ON LE REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN LE RE/G/G/IT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOU WILL /G/ET MANY LE UP/G/OATS, /G/ROSKI XDDDDDDDDDDDD LLLEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 22:06


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    31 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 21:40

        >>29,30
        Wow /g/ro, that post was FUCKIN/G/ E/G/IN, /G/RO!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

        MY FAVORITE MEH MEH IS LE /G/ENTOO FACE TOO!
        >IMPLYIN/G/ LE /G/ENTOO IS NOT LE BEST MEHMEH OF LE /G/
        FUCKING LEL /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

        FUK JAPAN /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOUR MEME WAS SO E/G/IN, I'LL REPOST IN ON LE REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN LE RE/G/G/IT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOU WILL /G/ET MANY LE UP/G/OATS, /G/ROSKI XDDDDDDDDDDDD LLLEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 22:14


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        31 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 21:40

            >>29,30
            Wow /g/ro, that post was FUCKIN/G/ E/G/IN, /G/RO!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

            MY FAVORITE MEH MEH IS LE /G/ENTOO FACE TOO!
            >IMPLYIN/G/ LE /G/ENTOO IS NOT LE BEST MEHMEH OF LE /G/
            FUCKING LEL /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

            FUK JAPAN /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOUR MEME WAS SO E/G/IN, I'LL REPOST IN ON LE REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN LE RE/G/G/IT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOU WILL /G/ET MANY LE UP/G/OATS, /G/ROSKI XDDDDDDDDDDDD LLLEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 22:25

I'll tell you a secret why your AutismOS is unlikely to succeed,
Its because your OS is built to be incompatible with mainstream drivers,standards,apps and games.
If your OS could natively(or almost natively) run windows drivers,games,apps and use all features of windows/max/lunix(i.e. being useful from the start) it will be a success.
But no. AutismOS will only support your own drivers, apps have to be ported and games are for "faggots" who can't appreciate the terminal and VGA pallete.
Just to provide perspective, Early windows was built to be compatible with all aspects of DOS.
Early Lunix was (somewhat)compatible with Minix and supported POSIX/Unix userland,
Only Macs had the luxury of "NIH autism" working since Apple controlled the hardware at the time and even then they were expensive shit for niche audience(hipsters and idiots with cash to spare, as always).

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 22:41

>>35
autism
apps
lunix
What's your problem, kike?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 22:42

>>36
Being from /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 22:53


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        31 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 21:40

            >>29,30
            Wow /g/ro, that post was FUCKIN/G/ E/G/IN, /G/RO!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

            MY FAVORITE MEH MEH IS LE /G/ENTOO FACE TOO!
            >IMPLYIN/G/ LE /G/ENTOO IS NOT LE BEST MEHMEH OF LE /G/
            FUCKING LEL /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

            FUK JAPAN /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOUR MEME WAS SO E/G/IN, I'LL REPOST IN ON LE REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN LE RE/G/G/IT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YOU WILL /G/ET MANY LE UP/G/OATS, /G/ROSKI XDDDDDDDDDDDD LLLEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 23:45

I'm too busy installing gentoo to answer your question OP

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 23:56

>>36
My problem is that unlike autists who design OSes, i know what makes OSes usable.

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