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First time in America!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 23:26

Hello /prog/, just wanted to tell you that tomorrow I'm flying to USA! I know that many of you are from that country; never been there before and I'm not sure what to expect (specially from the TSA, I heard something about anus haxing when you arrives to the airport but I'm not quite sure if that's real).
I'm a bit concerned about the Tor sticker on my laptop and my truecrypt'd hdd, I still can remove it and clean my disk, but then I think: What kind of world do we live in? Why should I be worried if I did nothing wrong?
I just want to travel with no worries... so please NSA, if you are listening, would you tell to the TSA to be gentle tomorrow please? thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 23:29

"Encryption is only for criminals" -USA

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 23:35

Your laptop gonna be confiscated.
Only hackers use Tor or encryption.
You'll probably be sent to Gitmo, you terrorist!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 23:36

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 1:15

Sounds like someone's getting a free prostate cancer screening!

never been there before
Oh, wait, you're a foreigner too. Sounds like you'll be getting rectal enlargement therapy for a few years as well!

I recommend putting all the important data (encrypted!) on microsd cards and snail mailing them to someone you know, in case they confiscate your laptop. At least you'll still have a copy of your data once you get out of if you survive prison.

Why do you encrypt your data and use Tor if you did nothing wrong?

P.S. remember, it's shank or be shanked. toodaloo~

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 2:07

>>5
shank my anus

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 2:15

>>6
Exactly.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 21:57

America is not a country.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 22:06

>>8
It is, you sore beaner.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 0:04

>>5
Why do you encrypt your data and use Tor if you did nothing wrong?

Devil's advocate is a fallacy.

Assuming negative of everybody you meet is also a good way to be a faggot nobody likes.

whatever, go be a drone somewhere else.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 11:21

Well, everything was ok, the mexican customs officer didn't ask shit to me. So, first time in America.
Follow my Tumbler in:
http://aprogriderinamerica.tumblr.com

have a good day

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 11:32

>>10
MY ANUS IS A FALLACY

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 12:48

Depends on where you're from. If you're from Sandniggeristan or a similar shithole like France or Russia, then expect to get the whole nine hundred ninety nine yards, if you're from one of the cool countries, it's pretty easy. If you're American and have anything valuable, expect to have it stolen by the uneducated niggers that run the TSA.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 13:19

>>11
please post more

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 15:59

>>14
My first impressions:
-black persons are doing all the bad jobs and they looks sad (now I feel bad for have been saying "niggers" here so many times, hope I didn't offend anyone, I was just following the meme)
-you can buy anything you want anywhere
-Americans use cars for 3 blocks
-I saw many really fat people (so that's true..)
-there are a lot of foreign citizens
-most people are being gentle with me, that's cool

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 16:23

>go to usa
>start loving niggers

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 16:34

>>16
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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 16:44

Just be relaxed, respectable, and allow the border police full compliance when they search every possible cavity in your body and torture you into submission.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 19:24

>>16
coming from le imageboards
complaining on world4ch about anything without know how to correctly BBCODE

terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 19:35

>>19
oh look, little /g/ro is spewing le e/prog/in memes

just so you know, we use the quote function for
guess what
...
QUOTING
...
i guess you didn't see it coming, but yes, quotes are used for quoting, not for "oh look i'll invent some witty retort in infinitive and put it in a quote"

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 19:37

>>20
you must be new here

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-29 19:41

>>20
>implying your not buttblasted

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 19:43


I don't know about the account stuff, I set mine up as JPN.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 21:13


 It's only dangerous if I go outside

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 11:20

Just for future anons in the same situation:
https://www.eff.org/sites/default/files/EFF-border-search_2.pdf

>>20
holly shit

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