First time in America!

Hello /prog/, just wanted to tell you that tomorrow I'm flying to USA! I know that many of you are from that country; never been there before and I'm not sure what to expect (specially from the TSA, I heard something about anus haxing when you arrives to the airport but I'm not quite sure if that's real).
I'm a bit concerned about the Tor sticker on my laptop and my truecrypt'd hdd, I still can remove it and clean my disk, but then I think: What kind of world do we live in? Why should I be worried if I did nothing wrong?
I just want to travel with no worries... so please NSA, if you are listening, would you tell to the TSA to be gentle tomorrow please? thank you.

Sounds like someone's getting a free prostate cancer screening!

never been there before
Oh, wait, you're a foreigner too. Sounds like you'll be getting rectal enlargement therapy for a few years as well!

I recommend putting all the important data (encrypted!) on microsd cards and snail mailing them to someone you know, in case they confiscate your laptop. At least you'll still have a copy of your data once you get out of if you survive prison.

Why do you encrypt your data and use Tor if you did nothing wrong?

P.S. remember, it's shank or be shanked. toodaloo~