First date for teenager advice pls

I'm 17 years old.

I want to date a loli. Let's say 10-12 years old is perfect. Where and how?

I'm serious.

Tulpas. There's a thread about it here.

I'm 17 years old.[o]
I'm serious.
That was e/g/in for the win, /g/ro.

>>2
Tulpas can't physically move my dick, suck on it etc. My brain would be merely fooled to think that way.

>>4
Tulpas can't physically move my dick, suck on it
Poor misguided soul.

>>4
Who cares if you get an orgasm either way? Reality is merely a projection of your mind.

>>4
Buy an onahole and attach it to your tulpa.

Alternatively, stop being a horny fuck- oh wait you're 17, LEL.

>>7
what's up cartes

I didn't know you browsed prog

>>8
Who? Are you confusing me with one of your epic imageboards celebrities?

>>9
We both know who are you just as well as you know who I am you shitface.

RAPE

>>6
Wrong.
Projection of your mind or brain? You cant even figure out your own terminology out you stupid non-dualist scum.

>>10
What the fuck? No, stop being a retard.

That's a popular fantasy, but it's really not recommended. If you absolutely must, try lurking around public parks until you find one you like. Then start giving her candies and puppies and jewelry over several weeks until you gain her trust. Then you have to take her home to meet your parents, and you must meet hers. Once you get the go ahead from everyone, you must get her parents to sign a consent form to take her out of the country. Once you've got that, move to Saudi Arabia with her, where she can be your wife.

>>12
High school philosophy class has not served you well.

>>14
I love stories with a happy ending :3

>>14
No idiot

``Reality is merely a projection of your mind.'' You only see commoners with no real understanding of philosophy or anything saying that dumb bullshit. Not saying I know philosophy But I am aware of who does and who does not and those who do are not on /prog/

I wouldn't expect atheist nihilist types to understand though
just stick with your dawkins and camus, you mongoloids

>>16
I give you all that wonderful advice on how to molest a child and you repay me by calling me an idiot? I've had just about enough of you!

>>16
I ALREADY
SAID
I WAS
MUSLIM

FUCK OFF KIKE LOVING FAGCOCK

you're a bunch of not-funny kids

>>19
I know you are but what am I?

>>20
A nigger.

Become Muslim.
Move to Muslim country.
Marry 30 12-year-olds.