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First date for teenager advice pls

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 19:03

I'm 17 years old.

I want to date a loli. Let's say 10-12 years old is perfect. Where and how?

I'm serious.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 21:10

That's a popular fantasy, but it's really not recommended. If you absolutely must, try lurking around public parks until you find one you like. Then start giving her candies and puppies and jewelry over several weeks until you gain her trust. Then you have to take her home to meet your parents, and you must meet hers. Once you get the go ahead from everyone, you must get her parents to sign a consent form to take her out of the country. Once you've got that, move to Saudi Arabia with her, where she can be your wife.

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