Ban PHP

PHP is such an ad hoc informally specified piece of shit. Why do faggots and retards still use it?

>>40
And they are pretending to hate their pet language to make it more believable!

>>40
I'll tell you a secret, because I trust you.
I know ALL the IP addresses in the world. Seriously.
Am I fucking 1337 or what?

>>37
That is if I am evaluating if (7 == -1). What I meant is:
3 + 4
3 - 4
+ == - ?
Pointing that inconsistency in expression, if inherent in the language, is zher definition of subjective nitpicking (false sense reality or facts that should just be accepted because zhe can't find justification for). And everyone here is demonstrating the obvious, PHP is purposely built to be inherently faulty, which is not the definition badly designed language, but malware or computer contaminant, specifically a Trojan horse.

PHP is purposely built to be inherently faulty,

why

>>43
I don't know if I'm trolling or if you're trolling anymore.

>>45
fannay maymay

>>39
You use a mouse/joystick/touchscreen to select details on a page?

>>40
Yeah, 'cause proxy servers don't actually exist, and no one archives pages online on some server in case the server fails and people do not actually want visit the pages. Worse yet, your IP is not shared, and it has all your identifying information on the location you are on. So you are so totally screwed.

>>41
Um, since when are languages designers bipolar?

>>42
Thanks for the trust, like it matters.

>>46
Thanks /g/roski

>>47
You use a mouse/joystick/touchscreen to select details on a page?
I'm not clicking your links

>>46
https://www.facebook.com/fanny.feranda

>>48
Fine, deny yourself of better paradigms and tools. Just do not be near my customers. You will regret it.

>>50
Just do not be near my customers.
All 0 of them?

how does php work? does it re-evaluate the php code every time a page is requested?

>>52
hai, the web server usually calls me, the php engine, to run the poorly written script without cross checking. I usually have to guess what he wants, or crash trying.