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Ban PHP

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 20:43

PHP is such an ad hoc informally specified piece of shit. Why do faggots and retards still use it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 21:38

'cause free web host always place PHP as the only scripting engine, and they are sold lies by their peers. What you can do to help eliminate this, is to make a rebuttal of PHP, and provide free hosting, with a link to the rebuttal.

Recall, this is the same snake oil ENTERPRISES are sold with. Which is why we still have useless things as .NET, Transact-SQL, SAP ERP, Oracle RDBMS, cPanel, iOS SDK, Microsoft Windows, Mac OS, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 22:22

>>1
Here are some of my favorites:
http://www.w3fools.com/
http://www.anybrowser.org/campaign/
http://me.veekun.com/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2012/06/the-php-singularity.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 12:10

>>2
And Linux.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 12:29

PHP is a small tomatoe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 12:44

faggots and retards don't read specifications.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 12:46

>>3
>lllllleeeeeeeellll
>muuhhh leeeeeeelllllss
>muhhh /g/entooo cultureeee
>le epic eevee face xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 12:58

>>7
Back to /g/, come back when you are capable of imitating one of the lowest shitposters on this site.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 13:24

>>7
Ignore >>8 when he says to come back.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 15:54

>>8-9
Ignore >>7, he actually comes from /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 0:53

>>1
to piss off faggot retards like you

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 7:31

People still use PHP because they have no standards and want to get a web application up without having to learn something.

Or in other words, people still use PHP because they have yet to have heard of Sinatra

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 7:32

But I listen to Sinatra all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 7:39

>>13

Wrong Sinatra buddy

require "sinatra"
get '/' do
  "Hello World!"
end

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 7:50

I will continue to use PHP because a good framework eliminates security holes. The rest of the bad things are just subjective nitpicking (isset() has no underscore while is_null() does, holy motherfuck)

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 7:53

>>15

Pointing out the fact that it's an inconsistent language with bad bugs is subjective nitpicking? I thought that was the objective definition of a bad language. My bad...

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 7:55

>>16
Pointing out inconsistency is subjective nitpicking, yes.

Name: 17 2013-08-17 7:55

>>16
But what are the bad bugs you are referring to?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 8:15

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 10:40

>>15
I will continue to use PHP
Okay.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 14:19

Since the Javashit guy is now pushing PHP, does that objectively confirms that Javashit is indeed shit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:25

Because Shii is a faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:40

>>21
Yes.

He also stopped being a shabbos goy and now he's a full-fledged kike, because PHP is megakike shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:46

>>23
back to /pol/ newfag

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:55

>>24
back to /newpol/, fag

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:22

>>20
It's a pleasure, /prog/ ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:35

Python, PHP, Perl, JavaScript, and Ruby are all shit imo. I don't like working with any of them. It would be nice to see an expressive language that could be translated to clean, idiomatic, modern PHP code as PHP is provided by most hosts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:37

>>27
emo

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:38

>>18
https://www.google.com/search?q=PHP+bugs
https://bugs.php.net/search.php?boolean=0&limit=30&order_by=id&direction=DESC&cmd=display&status=Open&bug_age=0&bug_updated=0&bug_type=All&phpver=5.5
https://www.google.com/search?q=PHP+vulnerabilitie
http://www.cvedetails.com/product/128/PHP-PHP.html?vendor_id=74
http://web.nvd.nist.gov/view/vuln/search-results?query=PHP&search_type=all&cves=on
https://www.owasp.org/index.php/PHP_Object_Injection
http://www.exploit-db.com/search/?action=search&filter_page=1&filter_description=&filter_exploit_text=&filter_author=&filter_platform=31&filter_type=0&filter_lang_id=0&filter_port=&filter_osvdb=&filter_cve=

And you do not need me to repeat what you already know.
Pointing out inconsistency is subjective nitpicking
LOL, so "3 + 4 == 3 - 4" is subjective nitpicking because it inconsistent? Contradictory much, hipster?

>>21
Javashit troll is still trolling:
https://www.google.com/search?q=javascript+web+framework
http://expressjs.com/
http://www.cappuccino-project.org/
http://sammyjs.org/intro
http://net.tutsplus.com/articles/web-roundups/20-javascript-frameworks-worth-checking-out/

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:40

>>28
I've been in the position where I used to think each language was cool and great. Now I recognize them as abominations.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:41

>>29
Yes, that is subjective nitpicking. Go back to your pathetic Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:43

>>31
Sorry, atheist retard, but some things are objectively superior and others not. Go retake that phil 101 class you failed you dumb labrat.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:43

>>29
3 + 4 == 3 - 4
what is this supposed to do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:44

>>30
Join us:
http://suckless.org/philosophy

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:45

>>32
Sorry, nigger, but some races are objectively superior and others are not. Go retake that soca 101 class you failed you dumb subhuman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:51

>>31
I see, then you concur that errors and bugs are intentionally designed into language. Thanks for spreading cancer.

>>33
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%3D%3D#Languages

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:55

>>36
it returns false as expected, is there something wrong with that?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:56

>>27
clean, idiomatic, modern PHP code
Next you'll be asking for a compiler that translates good languages to ``clean, idiomatic, modern x86 code'' when the real problem is using KIKE SHIT like PHP and x86 in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:57

>>36
No, I'm still waiting for you to demonstrate a bug. All you've done is give me links. I'm not clicking on them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:59

>>39
I'm not clicking on them.
Good choice. JIDF agents are on here phishing for IP addresses of the goyim.
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