Ban PHP

PHP is such an ad hoc informally specified piece of shit. Why do faggots and retards still use it?

>>18
https://www.google.com/search?q=PHP+bugs
https://bugs.php.net/search.php?boolean=0&limit=30&order_by=id&direction=DESC&cmd=display&status=Open&bug_age=0&bug_updated=0&bug_type=All&phpver=5.5
https://www.google.com/search?q=PHP+vulnerabilitie
http://www.cvedetails.com/product/128/PHP-PHP.html?vendor_id=74
http://web.nvd.nist.gov/view/vuln/search-results?query=PHP&search_type=all&cves=on
https://www.owasp.org/index.php/PHP_Object_Injection
http://www.exploit-db.com/search/?action=search&filter_page=1&filter_description=&filter_exploit_text=&filter_author=&filter_platform=31&filter_type=0&filter_lang_id=0&filter_port=&filter_osvdb=&filter_cve=

And you do not need me to repeat what you already know.
Pointing out inconsistency is subjective nitpicking
LOL, so "3 + 4 == 3 - 4" is subjective nitpicking because it inconsistent? Contradictory much, hipster?

>>21
Javashit troll is still trolling:
https://www.google.com/search?q=javascript+web+framework
http://expressjs.com/
http://www.cappuccino-project.org/
http://sammyjs.org/intro
http://net.tutsplus.com/articles/web-roundups/20-javascript-frameworks-worth-checking-out/