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Getting into my HP printer

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-10 20:01

I know HP are bastards who eventually, somehow screw your devices. My printer now says that the printer head is damaged, while I have never touched it. Actually, I don't even use it enough to damage it, or less enough either. Whatever. Is there a way of getting into the system, just to see if there is something odd there? It is a wireless connect printer, so I have its local IP address. What should I do? I would like to avoid buying another one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-10 20:02

Why don't you ask /g/? This is not the tech support board.

Name: sage 2013-08-10 20:05

It is more like seeing the code, if there is any, rather than /g/ like tech support.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-10 21:18

>>3
Hey buddy, you missed a field.

Name: 2013-08-10 21:21

>>4
what?

Name: baka 2013-08-11 0:12

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 0:56

I refuse to use printers.Their ink is overpriced, they contribute to killing trees, the paper is an obsolete medium which requires much more space and effort to store.
I don't buy any paper products such as books, magazines or anything on paper(which i call "dead tree material"). I don't need to touch toxic ink and i don't need any paper cuts.
Paper is obsolete. Move on to the 21st century and use digital storage.

Name: how bits organized? power? 2013-08-11 1:08

>>7
It took coal to post that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 1:17

>>8
Thats a common excuse for not doing anything "Its still bad".
NO, YOU FUCKING RETARD: ITS LESS BAD.
A FLU ISN'T AS BAD AS AIDS, DESPITE BOTH BEING A DISEASE.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 1:24

Fuck the environment. The world is my toilet and I don't give two shits if I fuck it up. I'm going to go down to the dump, buy twenty tires, and burn them right on my front fucking lawn tomorrow.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 1:34

Fuck my dubs. The board is my toilet and I don't give two identical shits if it fucks them up. I'm going to go down to the dump, buy twenty two numbers, and check them right on my front fucking lawn tomorrow.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 1:35

>>10
I hope you enjoy your cancer from inhaling the fumes.
 If your world is toilet, its a toilet you drink,breath and eat from.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 1:47

>>9
My apologies, I mistyped. I meant:
It take coal to keep that posted.
Sure, a writings can either be inked or carved (best option) to deliver and maintain its message, but it does not continue to waste resources. It is a commodity that can be recycled, and with the proper material and crafting, it can be 100% reusable:
http://www.google.com/patents/US3055113
http://www.rdmag.com/award-winners/2011/08/reusable-paper-takes-office

Unless you know of way to power your electronic reader without additional consuming resources.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 2:28

>Unless you know of way to power your electronic reader without additional consuming resources.
Using renewable resources such as solar power, geothermal,wind power, hydropower,wave power,etc.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 2:39

>>12
The people of Tattolirulplasa have been eating where they shit for centuries, and they are renowned for being one of the longest living and healthiest races on the planet.
This is how you get idiots to literally eat shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 3:53

>>15
Just like Koreans!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 4:35

>>16
KOREA HERE
JAPAN PIGDOG SUX

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-08-11 4:41

HP uses thermal printheads, which are not particularly robust. The "printhead damage" detection is probably done by checking if any of the nozzle heaters are open. Clean the contacts between the cartridge-printhead and the carriage.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 4:45

WELL HELLO THERE

Name: H.P. Lovecraft 2013-08-11 6:15

Why does HP love crafting printers that break down after one year of moderate usage?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 6:45

>>20
Eh, they start working again after strange eons. No big.

Name: siloink.com 2013-08-11 7:24

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 7:33

>>22
Printer manufacturer's response:
DIE CIS SCUM

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-08-11 10:25

>>23
s/Printer manufacturer/Consumer printer manufacturer/

http://www.xaar.com/

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-11 12:05

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