Better NEET than ENTERPRISE

>first day of work at java shop
>ask senior programmer to explain some design choice
>tells me to install gentoo
>lunch time
>everyone else is browsing /g/
>try to load /prog/, redirects to /g/
>everything redirects to either /g/ or reddit
>call IT, ask for explaination
>"We all browse the memechans here bro"
>Try to explain that I don't
>"Yes you do, otherwise you wouldn't be working here"
>drop everything and rush home
>front door is open, peek in slowly
>shit dripping from ceiling, floors stained with cum and piss
>my dog's blood is smeared on the walls to write "U SHULD HAV RED UR SIPC"
>team of redditors appear and trap me in a circle
>start foaming at the mouth
>brain starts shrinking
>mind is warped
>can only think in maymes
>cannot write coherent narrative, only greentext
>pass out, wake up on couch several hours later
>go back to work
>enjoy coding in jython
Work: not even once.

e/g/in!

I'd be happy if work was that /g/ friendly, because even /g/entoomen are better than ENTERPRISE MANAGEMENT types with pointy hair.

Le spooky!

it's not green :(

e/g/in memes, /g/roski. Leave them at the door next time.

quite e/g/in, OP
please post moar

>>5
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>be on textboards
>expecting le greentext
do you even textboard xDD??

this kopipe was already posted once as troll bait from /g/

i advise you guys to go back there

you too, >>8-san

thank you and have a nice day

>>9
Did you check the dates to verify it wasn't originally posted on /prog/? This seems too creative for /g/. No offense /g/ers. But you seem to think we are crazy for writing things like this.

>>10
how is this creative at all? this is regurgitated /g/ memes with an eventual ``epic /prog/ meme'' thrown in

no, i didn't really check the dates, but it must have been posted a week ago or so

>>10
I confirm that I wrote this for /prog/ and that it was original when I posted it.

>>11
Fuck you faggot. An idiot who can't even capitalize his sentences isn't fit to appreciate my art anyway.

And what are too doing slinking around /g/ anyway?

>>12
well, props to you then, good sir.

actual /g/roskis are using this as troll bait, though

>>9
Liar. I checked their archive. This was never posted there.