Better NEET than ENTERPRISE

>first day of work at java shop
>ask senior programmer to explain some design choice
>tells me to install gentoo
>lunch time
>everyone else is browsing /g/
>try to load /prog/, redirects to /g/
>everything redirects to either /g/ or reddit
>call IT, ask for explaination
>"We all browse the memechans here bro"
>Try to explain that I don't
>"Yes you do, otherwise you wouldn't be working here"
>drop everything and rush home
>front door is open, peek in slowly
>shit dripping from ceiling, floors stained with cum and piss
>my dog's blood is smeared on the walls to write "U SHULD HAV RED UR SIPC"
>team of redditors appear and trap me in a circle
>start foaming at the mouth
>brain starts shrinking
>mind is warped
>can only think in maymes
>cannot write coherent narrative, only greentext
>pass out, wake up on couch several hours later
>go back to work
>enjoy coding in jython
Work: not even once.

>>10
I confirm that I wrote this for /prog/ and that it was original when I posted it.

>>11
Fuck you faggot. An idiot who can't even capitalize his sentences isn't fit to appreciate my art anyway.

And what are too doing slinking around /g/ anyway?