I will tell you a story of a bear. He fought a great battle with lion and leopard to protect his cubs. When he was wounded, traders found him and sold him to circus.
He was put on a chain, and they put a ring in his nose, and he was made to dance. The people would mock him, and so would the beasts. His cubs were devoured or brought into captivity.
One day the chain was no longer there. The bear and the traders were gone. He kept running in circles as if the chain was there for several more seasons, but he learned that his strength is coming back, and that he can again be a terror for other beasts and a protection for his cubs and for the forest.
This is the story of the bear.
in Christ
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Anonymous2013-08-05 3:43
The bear and the traders were gone.
Wait, what? The bear was gone? Where to? Why does he keep running in circles in the next sentence? How does this relate to conspiracy theories about Intel pushing on-hardware JS?
OP, you show some promise, but you have a long way to go as a storyteller.
It is 1,000 years since the tribulation. Earth is a paradise. untill.... Jesus and his closes friend, A bear named Bear are having lunch . God tells Jesusu the fires of hell have been etinguished Jesus and Bear must investigate and Thor has agreed to come help them. When they get there they find the fires of hell out... the only tings keeping demons coming to erth so they searc for lucifer. In hell they meet a man who claims to be Jesuses half brrother James, he has strange powers similer to Jesus
as they leave hell a dark figure is following them he throws a dart but Thor is able to smack it out of the air . This shadowy figure is revealed to be Judus and he forced Bruce lee to teach him and some demons Karate and they have an epic fight..... Bear is wounded bad... Jesus cant use his full powers in hell so they merge . Both beings in one body They become Bear Jesus no longer a holy trinity... But a Fantastic Four! Judas is defeated and he is questioned as to where the devil is but before he can anser James snaps his neck. he tells Jesusu and Thor he was going to use magic and had to
as they leave hell a dark figure is following them he throws a dart but Thor is able to smack it out of the air . This shadowy figure is revealed to be Judus and he forced Bruce lee to teach him and some demons Karate and they have an epic fight..... Bear is wounded bad... Jesus cant use his full powers in hell so they merge . Both beings in one body They become Bear Jesus no longer a holy trinity... But a Fantastic Four! Judas is defeated and he is questioned as to where the devil is but before he can anser James snaps his neck. he tells Jesusu and Thor he was going to use magic and had to
WHEN they get to Arab heaven they find it destroyed. Mohamid is bearly alive he was chained and force fed bacon and beaten. ... as soon as he sees Bear Jesus half brother James.... he screams!!! "that the devil" James laughs and sayss "you have finally found me...." the only way to light the fires of hell is for satan to be chained back into hell and an inocent must sacrifice himself! the battle is epic! Thor smote the ever loving crap out of the devil who turned into a black dragon that breeths green hell fire
The battle goes on untill Bear Jesus has enough. He unleaseshes his super attak and destroyes the devil who reverted to his angel form and rips off one wing... the pain is so sever satans hair turns white. he summons a meteor to hit the earth and when it does he will use the earts healing energy o gain power. But Bear jesus summons a massive Sword and attacks Shive grabs the devil with all his arms but the devil dives down and everyone is stuned.... When everyone comes to there in hell And the devil merges with judas to be come Devil Judas
The 3 mebers square off agianst the devil "you will serve me " he says and Thor says "I SAY THEE, NAY!" and verily hits the Devil Judas with Mojnir. "How ost though enjoy Mjonirs kiss.... in think cock!?" He exclaims and Bear jesus cuts of Devil judas head.... bu the devil grows new heads... but jesus remmber that only a sacrifice can reignight hell and start the fires and chian the devil... so he stabs mohamad.... and hell is back and everything is as it should.. Jesusu powers down..... he seperates himself from Bear.... it has been to long... Bera will not be able to be resurected... everyone on Erat morend Bear and they all thank him for saving the world... Jesusu goes to heaven but Bear is not there..... Bears dont goto heaven or hell... they go to Purgatory.... Jesus Buts on a leather jackit lights a smoke.. puts on some shades... Limbo is te next stop
Jesusu decides to build a suit of hight tech armour using a new tech he developed. he must goto limbo alone he caant ask his friends to risk it... in way limbo is more dangerous then even hell
Limbo is vast and also very huge. It is like a plain that goes on forever all the athiests who lead good lives and did not talk about athiesim all the time were saved hell and came to limbo along with animals and africans. When jesus gets there a large group of africans circle him "Yo dawg watz you doin ere? dis our block u best be stepin!" Jesus is unable to under stand the mad jibberings and uses his repulser blast to clear away through the filthy hoard, he finally sees bear on a plateau. he is happy to see jesus. but they relize that all of limbo is baring there escape..... jesus iin his special armour and bear merge again. Becoming Iron Bear Jesus. "Father send help!" Iron Bear Jesus shouts to the sky.... and there is a booom. Hitler wes sent from heaven along with 200 of the best SS officers. there filthy hoard does not stand a change. Hitler uses his gassing ability and lays waist to thousands... Iron Bear Jesus fires an umini blast from his chest and there able to get to ther exit.
Jesus "god says" there is one more task you must complete. "Yes? Iron Bear Jesus (called IBJ for now on) says. "To make the world a true paradise we have to stop Allah. He intends to destroy heaven and hell and limbo. he has joined forces with the mormon mistics. this will be abattle to end all battle... Thor has been captured Shiva has been backmailed and cant help..... It is on you IBJ alone... against Allah and the degenerate hoards of the arabs!
Loud booms are heard from the heavens"it has begun god exclaims" thousands of other explosions are heard the first waze of kamikazi arabs ar bombing the gates of heaven... Hitler is doing all he can to slow him down but there are so many. The mormons begin using there black magic and help them tear down the walls... the angels are prept for battle but it is only a delaying tatctic to buy time for IBJ to get into arab heaven and confront Allah . Allah sits in his thrown world... ever since IBJ killed mohamid allah has p[laned his vengence... Moamid was not just a ptohpet.... he was allahs.... everything... and now alllah would make everyone suffer as he has
IBJ enters Muslim heaven it is a hot dessert devoid of anything but sand.. in the distance in a large citadel... the castle of allah. IBJ knew he could not fight the dark mormon sorcery and allah at the same time he needed someone... someon powerfull enough... there is only on being in all th cosmos who could aid jesus.... but they had not spoken ever since the tribulation....
"I need your aid! this is not aout us!" IBJ exclaims... "if you dont aid me the muslim hoards will destrpy and rule everything for all eternity!"...... I will aid you son of god, but only to save the universe.... after this is done..... were enemies again." I accept, Steve Irwin LEts do this!" And from his dark tower Allah ... for the first time in thousands of yers... feels fear
The former crocidle hunter is immune to the mormonic magics of the mormon wizards and IBJ is free to deal with allah...permenatly. "Before we fight son of man, I can offer you much"
"Dont allah.. satan tried before and failed you got nothing i want ."
"I am more powerfull IBJ... I can give you anything"
"Okay " IBJ responds "Give me a BLT"
Allah screams to the heavens and attacks. IBJ Blocks using his sword. Allah begins to breath fire and release dessert winds. IBJ is losing... then Allah falls to the ground.. behind him is Steve Irwin " I bonked that prick on the back of his head i did "he said"i finshed those mormons off and you looked like you needed a hand"
"Thanks steve " IBJ says Jesusus and bear seperate again.. after all this they just want a simple lunch together and relax.
But from somewhere outside time and space a dark figure laughs "with all of the obsticals in my way gone except jesus i can now invade.... HAHAHAHAHA....."
"But master Jesuus destroyed all of them are you sure you can defeat him?" a servent asks
"Fool of course I am I am not some petty fallen angel or a filthy sand god, I amCthulu!, BRINGER OF PAIN!!!!" to be concluded in the Bible part 3 : The christining, amen