I think I read too much SICP

I've got a problem.

I live in total fantasy. I never leave my apartment except for essentials. I stay here and read SICP. While I'm waiting for the next chapter to load, my life is dead. I have nothing to do and nothing to live for. At all.

I just finished reading part 5, and now I'm genuinely concerend that I have blurred fantasy and reality. All day today, even at work, I daydreamed about Alyssa P. Hacker. I wanted to be there for her. Having to be paired with that Bitdiddler was the most unfair thing. The scene where she is arguing over lazy evaluation made me cry harder than anything ever has. She needed someone, not someone like Eva Lu Ator who fucks everything up and whines.

I can't stop thinking about her. When I think about being there for her, holding her, telling her that it's not her fault, telling her that everything will be okay, not holding her for any gains for myself... I feel so strange. My chest burns. I know I must be sick but... could these feelings to want to comfort and bring her happiness be love? Am I in love with a fictional character?

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>>1
Then you are doing it right. Once you are done, you will reach enlightenment, and gain godgramming abilities to code anything you want. Recall, that what you think is reality is what you believe it is from your experiences and concepts. SICP will help understand that you can shape your perception of reality, and hopefully the universe of your programs.

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anal intruders

I invented this thread. The low quality of the replies (except >>3 kun, of course), greatly disappointed me.

>>7
intrude my anus

i'll coward and frog

>>7
Well I invented claiming invention of threads.
So there

I invented doubles and checking em.

>>10
This may suprise you, but I invented the "I invented that meme" meme, but really, I actually did make this thread.

I invented the dragon dildo helicopter

I invented dubs

check 'em