https://github.com/RiverTrail/RiverTrail/wiki

https://github.com/RiverTrail/RiverTrail/wiki

In a world where the web browser is the user’s window into computing,

Everyone knows that's false. The REPL is the user's window into computing. Intel sure is behind the times.

GOD IT NOT A JOKE. OUR NIGHTMARES ARE COMING TRUE:
http://software.intel.com/en-us/articles/river-trail-bringing-parallelism-to-web-applications-on-top-of-intel-sdk-for-opencl
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Trail_%28JavaScript_engine%29
call Cudder, call tdavis, call Xarn. something most be done about this, NOW.

River Trail (also known as Parallel Javascript) is an open source software engine designed by Intel for executing JavaScript code using parallel computing on multi-core processors.
Dear fucking mother of my JEWTILATED COCK WHAT THE TITS IS THIS FUCKING SHIT

Looks like the Javashit kike was right, we will be getting Javashit machines soon. If that happens, I'll bomb myself in front of the Intel plants at Israel.

>>4
Ok, and be sure to leave you Memorandum. In the Kopipe thread you can find the failings of javascript post we have that through-fully test all of its failings.

How else can they be damaged... Oh the Bank accounts. Anyone know the main banks Intel uses than these:
NASDAQ: INTC
Dow Jones Industrial Average Component
NASDAQ-100 Component
S&P 500 Component

>>3
River Trail was announced at the Intel Developer Forum in September 2011, and demonstrated using a Firefox extension developed by Intel. Brendan Eich, the original author of JavaScript, promised that he would promote River Trail within Ecma International, saying "The demo shows a 15x speedup over serial JavaScript. It lights up the ridiculously parallel hardware in modern CPUs and GPUs, for audio, video, image processing, automated voice response, computer vision, 3D gaming, etc. – all written in memory-safe, clean, functional JavaScript, without threads and their data races and deadlocks."
What a blatant advertisement. Someone add a cleanup tag to the wiki.

I want to go back to people trying to figure out how to make applications that run on the user's computer not suck completely, instead of sandboxing it all in a web browser...

IN the past you all laughed when i told you JS will become the language of the future.
"The demo shows a 15x speedup over serial JavaScript. It lights up the ridiculously parallel hardware in modern CPUs and GPUs, for audio, video, image processing, automated voice response, computer vision, 3D gaming, etc. – all written in memory-safe, clean, functional JavaScript, without threads and their data races and deadlocks." -- Brendan Eich

If the focus of technology becomes making everything work on smartphones and in web applications, we will literally become an Idiocracy. They do this shit, people accept it and then we wonder why they can easily make anything important that we do with a computer lack privacy?

You're putting everything in a fucking web application or on a telco-controlled, consumer-grade device. AAAAAHHHHHHHHH WE ARE DOOMED GODDAMNIT.

I sometimes wonder if I'm just resisting an important trend, or if I'm terribly ignorant of some higher plane of thinking.

Then I look at the NSA scandal and think, NOPE.

>>9
what do you fear if you have nothing to hide?

>>9
I thought I was just pessimistic until about a year ago, when I found https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4907106
In a couple of years we will not use Emacs or Visual Studio or anything like that: Most of programming will be done socially in Github via small changes directly from the website, from hundreds of people... it'd simplify the process of collaborative programming a lot.
If I wasn't already dead inside, I'm pretty sure that would have killed me.

>>9
I'm terribly ignorant of some higher plane of thinking.
Easy way to develop software: javascript is easy to learn, plus a lot of current developers.
Its very powerful(it doesn't have macros though..yet), multi-paradigm and has support from every corporation.
Web practically runs on JavaScript. Even this "web1.0 bbs" has kilobytes of JS running right now.
>resisting an important trend
Yes, the web will become more important every year: so is its lingua franca.
The move to web is driven by many factors, one of them is the fact that web is cross-platform:
Your binary lunix games are drop in the ocean of games lunix can run(using JavaScript).
When JS starts to eat shares of mid-range PC games(WebGL is rapidly developing), the game developer will start switching to, it will be a sign that "the trend" is on full force. You will think about that, when windows store becomes mandatory and the web apps will be the only choice for open development with oversight by google/apple/microsoft/(lunix apps are not usually commercial).
Twenty years from now some form of UEFI will have a JavaScript "MiniOS" which runs the web apps. Think about Firefox OS without linux or native binaries. It will be at first an option for PC without an OS, but as speed of hardware improves the "MiniOS" will be a default and OS development will become something like Assembler Demoscene(and probably will require hacking the UEFI firmware).

>>7
ALL MY PLIGHTS, IN ONE SENTENCE:
https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1375659016/15

>>9
Intel, not us. I am trying to find that 1980/90~ video about about that intel/apple inc orwellian centralized network idea, that now the kids call the cloud. I knew that was happening in the States, but so soon? Does anyone recall it? I hope it is still in jewtube.

But your paranoia is well deserved, esp. if you live in the States. Its a fucking shame everything went down hill since 1919 upon the privatization of currency. It became the Mafia country from then on.

>>11
>implying visual editors written in JavaScript can't use hotkeys and key combos

https://brendaneich.com/brendaneich_content/uploads/CapitolJS.021.png

>>14
2/10, I replied.

Intel, stop wasting resources on this stupid JS fad.

I have a feeling this is done by some throwaway division, not the processor architects.

>>15
Oh Brendan⸮

>>17
If you work there, can you ask your supervisor to motion this fad as an public experiment that will not be truly be used/sold.

>>8
IN the past you all laughed when i told you JS will become the language of the future.
FUCK OFF JAVASHIT KIKE

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filler post

check 'em

First I see a talk mentioning how the von Neumann architecture is holding down progress because its model is dated, and now this. This won't be a fun day.

>>23
But I thought everyone was using the Modified Harvard architecture.

IT REALLY IS HAPPENING:
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/08/01/can-we-apocalypse-proof-the-worlds-knowledge-with-dna/
George Church, a geneticist at Harvard University, used this approach to encode a copy of his entire book – Regenesis – into DNA. The text, including 53,426 words, 11 illustrations and a JavaScript program, came in at 5.2 million bits of information. Church split these into almost 55,000 fragments and converted them into bases by using A and C to represent zeroes and G and T to represent ones, and his work was published in the journal Science in August 2012.

RIP Earth.
PS And to think that person asking for help on java to make sed for DNA sequence a year ago did actually built this from here

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