River Trail (also known as Parallel Javascript) is an open source software engine designed by Intel for executing JavaScript code using parallel computing on multi-core processors.
Dear fucking mother of my JEWTILATED COCK WHAT THE TITS IS THIS FUCKING SHIT
Looks like the Javashit kike was right, we will be getting Javashit machines soon. If that happens, I'll bomb myself in front of the Intel plants at Israel.