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I Got Banned

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 17:35

And where is "[ULTIMATUM] Listen to me, /prog/" (https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1372969157)?

Also, I never visited imageboards, so my ban (http://minus.com/lbwxpeeRX7opZo) is due to some /prog/ post

I.e. you can be banned on prog.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 17:42

Yeah I noticed the thread and all your spam got pruned, pretty fucking scary but I think it's just because enough people complained to MVB about it.

Shame about the thread though, it was doing so well.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 17:45

That's fascism

Name: Dr. Funkenstein 2013-07-06 18:28

Everything during the spam period got wiped out.  I started a thread with 50 replies instead of my usual 2 and it is forever gone.  How sad for me.

I also got banned, for "advertising" apparently, even though I only offered great deals on discount pharmaceuticals a few times, but appealed and got my privileges back.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 18:30

>>4
No advertising unless it's programming related.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 18:31

>>4
[quote]Everything during the spam period got wiped out[/quote]
not everything

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 18:46

I saved the thread here: http://pastebin.com/CrtmaW8D

I was banned 4 times during the cleanup. I knew there would be some shit like that if the script ran long enough. That's why I was daring the spammer to do so.

He didn't look too bright, maybe he was spamming from his home IP.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 18:55

BECAUSE I FUCKING REPORTED YOU
http://boards.4chan.org/q/res/678972

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:03

>>8
don't sign that petition, the last thing we need is some power-tripping moderator who doesn't understand /prog/ to come in and destroy /prog/'s culture

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:08

>>8
I have been regular at /prog/ since the last year
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN NEWFAG XDDDDDDDD
BECAUSE I FUCKING REPORTED YOU
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN NEWFAG XDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:17

mods are scary!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:20

Yeah, that sometimes happens.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:47

Is Nikita banned too?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:52

>>13
Nikita created this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:53

>>9
muh culture
Shut the fuck up newfag. This board has lost its culture. If you're afraid of losing what we have now, then you're probably just here for the summer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:56

>>14
the band was because of antisemtic post in https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1372969157 comparing Jews to cancerous parasites, and proposing that cure from cancer can also be applied to create a virus that will be detecting and killing Jews.

That was totally programming related, because bioinformatics is a branch of programming, while chemistry is a turing complete programming language.

That way any anti-Jew thread is programming related, because Jews are constructed by means of programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:57

>>16
And I still didn't got the answer on how to tell a Jew from a parasite.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 19:58

>>16
Jews are constructed by means of programming language.
i.e. Jews are a valid programming construct, like hash-table or goto statement.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:00

Good. You're still here Nikita, my friend.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:01

>>16
Honestly, I don't know if it was because of your JEWS posts. I was banned too and I don't remember being too antisemitic.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:03

>>15
is this an ironic shitpost?

HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:05

>>21
Yes the petition is a big troll. The guy says he's missing Frozenvoid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:08

>>1

you deserve it le egin faggot. who the fuck are you to threaten /prog/ ? go read your SICP now ./

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:09

Nikita, your IP is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:13

>>22
well then that's settled
i didn't actually read the petition

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:16

FrozenVoid was on the verge of finding an infinite compression algorithm, now we will never know how to infinitely compress something. Thanks a lot guys.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:18

>>26
Don't worry we have now some nice theory about Jewish cells.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:27

Is the moderation team jewish?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:27

>>28
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:30

So, where is the /jp/edophile who was spamming the board?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:40

>>27
It is already on Wikipedia! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-chromosomal_Aaron

They must be reading /prog/ and are racists themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:46

What kind of moron thinks that an IP ban is going to do anything to a board full of programmers?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:48

>>32
a board full of programmers
funny

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:51

>>15
/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:55

>>34
LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGNININININWIWNWIWNWIWNNWIWNWIWNWIWNWIWN GROGGROGOROGOROO
>XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:57

Every jew during the shoah period got wiped out.  I started a bank with 50 accounts instead of my usual 2 and it is forever gone.  How sad for me.

I also got gassed, for "undesirability" apparently, even though I only offered great deals on discount circumcision a few times, but appealed to the American goyim and got my life back.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 20:58

OMG! OP got banned?! Quick, call TMZ! Call all the celebrity news tabloids! A very famous and important person that everybody in the world loves got banned on /prog/! This is BIG FUCKING NEWS! This is definitely worth it's own thread! This is worth a whitehouse.gov petition so Obama can address it directly! Let's all keep discussing it because it's so interesting and important! This is truly a historical moment that we will one day tell our great nieces and nephews about (or grandchildren if you're a normalfag)! Wow, what LANDMARK THREAD in the history of /prog/!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 21:09

>>37
Back to /g/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 21:22

>>38
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG I just shit myself. That was soooo fucking FUNNY! Oh lawd, you must be a real OLD FAG, because you know that the board tradition is to only say ``back to /g/'' in response to posts that have absolutely nil to do with /g/ and its culture! Sooo witty LOL. I mean, TOP LEL (that's how /prog/ says LOL, to all you newfags, LEL)!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 21:26

>>39
>le sage face

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 21:36

>>39
Back to /g/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 21:37

>>39
You heard the man.  Back to /g/ and close the door on your way out.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 21:39

>>41
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's even funnier the second time! You can tell because I wrote more HAs than I did last time! Fuckin' hilarious! I tip my fedora to you, good sir. LEL I got TROLLED HARD! Twice in a row! TOP LEL!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 21:42

>>43
*tips fedora* trolled like a sir

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 21:43

>>43
just go back to /g/ kiddo

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 21:55

>>43
Back to /g/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 21:56

LEL, russia:
http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/37.1.37.0

Funny that the ISP sounds Jewish: Rial Com JSC

Name: 47 2013-07-06 21:58

I hope that is a dynamic IP address OP:
http://www.rialcom.ru/

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:00

>>48
It's not. Now we can DoS him when he's too boring.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:03

>>49
You are not thinking broad enough lol. We can make a false statement and report him to his local authorities, lol.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:03

>>49
DDoS an IP that isn't running a webserver
Wow, you really are new.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:06

>>51
Why would you need that the ``IP is running a webserver"? (whatever that means)

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:08

And where is "[ULTIMATUM] Listen to me, /prog/"

it was one of the best best threads on prog lately, i laughed when i read about nikita's plans to create a virus to eliminate jews and igor the jew, a hunchback nikita's wannabe sidekick -_-

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:09

>>53
See >>7

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:17

>>52
Jesus Christ, back to /g/ until you learn how the internet works.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:19

>>8
Why the fuck did you do that you faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:22

>>47
no. it isnt.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_rial

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:32

>>55
he was remarking that IPs don't ``run'' webservers, they can however point to webservers, and it isn't necessary for your IP to be pointing to a webserver as a DoS would prevent you from using the internet, which would be the intended, albeit childish, goal of whoever is doing the DoSing

IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:33

>>55
So, you're unable to disconnect Nikita with only his IP? You really have no idea of how it could be done?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:37

>>1-59,61-1000
/le backseat bop/

You too Over 1000 Thread bot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:39

>>60
LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE GWIN GRO XDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 22:40

>>60
le sex in the backseat of your car xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 23:05

>>58
OP will just complain to his ISP, which will firewall him. Problem solved.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 23:08

>>63
Why you use the Authorities first, lol.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 23:20

>>63
Yes and he could also complain to Putin who would promptly take care of the problem.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 23:24

I got dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 23:37

Halp! Chemistry Anon, how does the following process could be simulated on a computer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD3IQknCEdc

Is it possible to optimize chromosomes to read-only monolithic structures and abstract their content, still maintaining a faithful molecular model?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-06 23:53

>>67
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD3IQknCEdc
Go and read about islam, because islam is the religion that tells and answers about what happened before and what is going to happen, in addtion it tells us about the secrets of life that scientists did not know about

lol

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 0:03

>>68
I thought about copying it here too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 0:03

>>65
Putin has already failed to kill Nikita's mother and Snowden, why would you think that it would work this time?


Maybe we can clone an army of Putins to attack his mother. She may be a mean bitch, but surely not even a beast such as her can fell a thousand of mean bastards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 2:15

David Cohen, our resident chief yiddish-kike, complained and complained about how he was oppressed until moot gave him the password to the Shiichan admin panel.

http://www.change.org/petitions/moot-increase-moderation

Now he's banning anyone who mentions Jews. Mark my words, I'll get banned again for making this post, once he's on again and notices.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 2:24

Hello friends. I am back from my ban. I was banned for posting the string:

"Please unban the spammer. /prog/ is not /prog/ without eym as a crown is not a crown without its jewel."

It seems quite a few regulars were banned. And the spammer eymself must have been here since at least 2007, and I think is the only one left from that time. I hope moderation doesn't become too heavy here, since any new person would assume 90% of the content and culture here is spam.

In my free time, I checked out reddit and a few other programming bbs. I did not find anything close to /prog/. Only slightly uneducated people being polite and rather dull. It was sad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 2:26

>>72
I've been here from 2007, and I'm not the spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 2:28

>>72
What's an "eym"? Why are you such a sexist piece of shit? Can't you just say "him"?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 3:00

>>72
Wow! Fuckin AMAZING story! Have you sold the publishing rights yet?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 3:17

>>75
I guess you aren't interested. Well you should be, since a number of the individuals who have likely helped you at your low points in programming ability and motivation have not had access to this meeting place. If you aren't concerned by that at all, then you are not a very nice or grateful person.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 3:21

>>76
If you want the mods to leave, then just shut up about it until they lose interest. If you keep this bullshit going on, they are going to keep coming back until they are convinced that they're job is done.

But you are a complete fucking moron after all, so such a simple concept will still be lost on you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 3:37

>>77
Ok. I'm going to move this off the front page.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 3:42

I don't understand why this code isn't working.


int main(int argc, char** argv)
{
  int trials;
  if(argc == 2)
  {
    int trials = atoi(argv[1]);
  }

  int* d = malloc(sizeof(int)*trials);
  for(int i = 0; i < trials; i++)
  {
    d[i] = runTrial();
  }

  int average;
  for(int i = 0; i < trials; i++)
  {
    int average = average + d[i];
  }

  average = average / trials;

  for(int i = 0; i < trials; i++)
  {
    printf("Trials %d: %d\n", i, d[i]);
  }

  printf("Average: %d\n", average);

  return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 3:44

Help me prog, you're my only hope.


int main(int argc, char** argv)
{
  return *(int*)NULL;
}

Why doesn't this work? ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 3:47

I'm getting an exception and I don't know why. What is wrong with this code?


public class MainClass
{
  public static void main(String[] args)
  {
    int[] data;
    System.out.println("Here's the data: " .. data[0]);
  }
}

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 3:51

Any idea what I'm doing wrong here?


struct list
{
  int item;
  struct list next;
};

int main(int argc, char** argv)
{
  struct list data1;
  struct list data2;
  struct list data3;

  data1.item = 1;
  data2.item = 2;
  data3.item = 3;

  data1.next = data2;
  data2.next = data3;
  data3.next = data1;

  for(struct list iterator = data1; iterator != data1; iterator = data1.next)
  {
    printf(iterator);
  }

  return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 3:53

I'm taking a stab at haskell, but it isn't working. What am I doing wrong?


\x -> x x

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 3:54

Prog, please help. I've spent 3 hours debugging this and still have no idea what's wrong:

main :: IO ()
main = putStrLn $ show $ head lst
  where lst = []

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 3:59

>>84
Change the $ to @.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 4:03

>>83
Being a lisp-idiot, mostly.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 4:05

>>86
ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 4:06

hitler dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 4:08

>>88
nice dubs my fier.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-07 4:52

>>88
Your fascist cisdubs-privilege abusing decimalist post is as bad as another shoah. I'm going take your cisdubs privilege-abusing ass to internet court. Mark my words, decimalist scum.
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