/prog/ - World War III is imminent

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 18:02

I am worried /prog/, /pol/ says that the WWIII is coming, but,, I'm not physically strong and I don't know how to use weapons..
I'm not sure how I could survive to something like this: I'm just a programmer you know.....

Do you have any plans?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 18:04

suck lots of dick

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 18:10

Learn LISP. With LISP you have nothing to worry about.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 18:10

>>1
they will call you to a hacker group, nothing to worry about, you will sit in a shelter and hack soviet computers

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 18:26

>>1
If that's true, what will happen to ALL of the neckbeards once power goes down, let alone internet access is gone...?

The general problem is that in the civilized world we've become completely dependent on electricity and the internet. An actual outbreak of war would shatter everything we're used to and we've grown to rely on over the years, and showcase how fragile and vulnerable the lifestyle we've adopted and the current foundations of western society really are.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 18:55

>>5
The staggering irony is that gun-toting ghetto simpletons (to put it mildly) living off welfare and crime and providing zero (if not negative) contribution to society will have a significantly higher chance of survival in harsh realities of war than the average cultivated citizen.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 19:01

>>6
you overestimate them, it's rednecks who actually have useful skills, they would have the most chance to survive

also usa amuses me, it pays welfare to criminals

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 19:27

>>7
you overestimate them, it's rednecks who actually have useful skills, they would have the most chance to survive

Good point, rednecks are rugged as well, and they surely do have a lot of practical skills. While not a redneck myself, I certainly wish better for them than for some lowlife ghetto scum.

also usa amuses me, it pays welfare to criminals
Well, so does western Europe, and Australia probably as well. Those who oppose this are dubbed "intolerant" etc. Go figure.

they will call you to a hacker group, nothing to worry about, you will sit in a shelter and hack soviet computers
That's quite an optimistic outlook. Not any old scientist had been cracking the Enigma at Bletchley Park, you know... there was only room for the best of the best.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 19:30

>>8
there was only room for the best of the best.
but now the best of the best is working at the private sector, mostly in Jewish companies!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 21:11

Wow. Where have I seen this thread before, oh that's right, four months ago. It's been four months and you promised that WW3 was happening soon.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 21:33

hopefully this will teach you stupid humans that nations are outdated primitive things and the earthlings must become united

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 22:11

>>11
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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 22:27

Yes, earthlings must become united in exterminating the alien jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-30 22:37

>>7,8
Feels good being a redneck programmer. I grew up out in the country on the farm, helping my pa raise our livestock, run the tractors, etc. Starting programming on an old 83086 without Internet access back in the mid 90s. Learned how to shoot a rifle before that.

These days, I'm in the game industry, but I still go out camping, hunting, fishing, etc. every year with my folks. Plus I do my own automotive maintenance, and can fix a broken truck up pretty good.

Damn hard to find a wife in the city, fucking stuck up cunts. Thinking about taking a year off to move back to the country and find a proper woman to settle down with.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 0:24

>>14
fuckin faggot i'll rape your goddamn favourite pig and call her becky

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 0:24

all the games you program are shit you console kiddie

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 0:45

>>15
I butchered and ate all of my favorite pigs. Damn good eating.

>>16
I'm not a console kiddie, I'm a /prague/ regular. This is just the first time the subject of ``rednecks'' came up that pertains to myself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 0:52

>>17
here's something for you to settle down with .|.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 2:12

>>14
sexist fuckwad

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 2:23

>>19
hey I know! let's use an ad hominem similar to the word "heretic" to outgroup those who don't believe in our degenerative, irrational, religious beliefs centered around equality, that way we can win the argument every time without having to prove anything!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 3:24

>>19
Just curious, which place in that post could possibly have any relation to sexism?

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 3:34

>>20
Yeah, who would ever want to be equal to you.

AHAHHAHAHAH

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 4:50

/pol/ says
Stopped reading there.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 12:39

>>23
>2013
>refusing the red pill

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 16:17

>>23
I confronted a Jew I know IRL about what transpires on /pol/, and he admitted everything that /pol/ talks about is true.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 17:00

racist sexist homophobic transphobic fuckwads, all of you. die in a fire you nigger fagcunts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 18:04

ITT: liking wrong kind of woman sexist. God help wrong kind of woman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 18:10

Do you guys like kippers? They're a type of fish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-01 18:59

>>28
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>MFW LE SAGE IS POLITE
>LE KAWAIII TANGASIMM
>SUCH A WAPANESE XDDDDD

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