World War III is imminent

I am worried /prog/, /pol/ says that the WWIII is coming, but,, I'm not physically strong and I don't know how to use weapons..
I'm not sure how I could survive to something like this: I'm just a programmer you know.....

Do you have any plans?

>>15
I butchered and ate all of my favorite pigs. Damn good eating.

>>16
I'm not a console kiddie, I'm a /prague/ regular. This is just the first time the subject of ``rednecks'' came up that pertains to myself.