World War III is imminent

I am worried /prog/, /pol/ says that the WWIII is coming, but,, I'm not physically strong and I don't know how to use weapons..
I'm not sure how I could survive to something like this: I'm just a programmer you know.....

Do you have any plans?

>>6
you overestimate them, it's rednecks who actually have useful skills, they would have the most chance to survive

also usa amuses me, it pays welfare to criminals

>>7
you overestimate them, it's rednecks who actually have useful skills, they would have the most chance to survive

Good point, rednecks are rugged as well, and they surely do have a lot of practical skills. While not a redneck myself, I certainly wish better for them than for some lowlife ghetto scum.

also usa amuses me, it pays welfare to criminals
Well, so does western Europe, and Australia probably as well. Those who oppose this are dubbed "intolerant" etc. Go figure.

they will call you to a hacker group, nothing to worry about, you will sit in a shelter and hack soviet computers
That's quite an optimistic outlook. Not any old scientist had been cracking the Enigma at Bletchley Park, you know... there was only room for the best of the best.