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Teach Yourself Haskell in 24 Hours

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 9:54

Is there a book like that? Which would teach everything one needs to write a Firefox level software in Haskell.

I seriously want to learn Haskell, but don't want to waste a lot of time on all perquisites.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 10:11

0/10. Terrible! troll.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 10:12

write a Firefox level software in Haskell
LEL.
Here's the fastest way to get a grip on Haskell:
1. Turn on ghci and follow the first 10 chapters in http://learnyouahaskell.com/chapters
2. Learn to use monads with this: http://monads.haskell.cz/html/index.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 10:22

There is even a Medical Education and Nuclear Physics in 24 Hours books: http://www.rapidlearningcenter.com/physics/high-school-physics/24-Nuclear-Physics.html

why Haskell is harder than the fucking nuclear rocket science?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 10:28

>>4
Haskell is harder than the fucking nuclear rocket science?
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 10:35

>>4
I wonder if people read crap like that and think they're experts afterwards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 10:41

>>6
I do. And I never had any serious education. All my programming knowledge comes from short few-page tutorials.

I havent even studied in school.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 10:45

>>7
Although I do read Paul Graham's On Lisp textbook. But it too passes for a 24-hours book, cramming a lot of info into single page.

We need more books like that, and less academic theory with tuple-over-an-alphabet bullshit, where byte array works just well.

Name: [Goldenman] 2013-06-26 10:48

>>7

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 10:54

>>9
Yeah. You wasted 5 years studying math, kike.

And I'm better scientist and engineer than you anyway, despite having zero education.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 10:56

>>10
In your dreams?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 10:58

i'm a master in bed, so i win in life

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 10:58

>>11
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 11:23

>>11
No. I write practical software, liek Symta and I also can do science. You write theorems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 11:49

>>12
i win in life
BBC up your ass?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 12:13

I'm a master in bed too. I can sleep for 20+ hours straight if i want to.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 12:37

>>14 Shut up Nikita

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 12:50

>>17
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 12:51

>>14
No, you cannot do science, and your Xynta is not practical. These are all your dreams, in reality you do not have a job, a business, or any scientific publications.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 12:52

Rename it Schlomta, that's what it is now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 12:52

>>19
No, you cannot do science, and your Xynta is not practical.
Shalom, Hymie!

in reality you do not have a job, a business, or any scientific publications.
That is because Jews refuse to give me a job.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 12:53

>>1
Haskell in 24 Hours
hah! not possible, sorry

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 12:53

>>20
https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1372162637/

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 13:56

http://norvig.com/21-days.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 13:59

>>24
That is about days. We are talking about hours.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:02

>>23
Who are you kidding? You have totally enkiked it whith your moronics !!! and english keywords. Now it looks like something designed by FrozenVoid. Schlomta.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:17

>>26
english keywords
how is your hebrew better than english?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:17

>>25
That is also about hours.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:25

>>26
your use of exclamation marks is highly illegal!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:26

>>27
hebrew keywords require less keystrokes.
Don't change these.
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