Teach Yourself Haskell in 24 Hours

Is there a book like that? Which would teach everything one needs to write a Firefox level software in Haskell.

I seriously want to learn Haskell, but don't want to waste a lot of time on all perquisites.

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Who are you kidding? You have totally enkiked it whith your moronics !!! and english keywords. Now it looks like something designed by FrozenVoid. Schlomta.