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/prog/ stat breakdown

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:26

Stats provided by http://www.uclassify.com/

Gender:
1. female (59.3 %)
2. male (40.7 %)

Mood:
1. happy (54.4 %)
2. upset (45.6 %)

Topics:
1. Arts (79.0 %)
2. Computers (7.5 %)
3. Recreation (4.1 %)
4. Society (3.2 %)
4. Games (3.2 %)
5. Health (1.5 %)
6. Home (0.6 %)
6. Sports (0.6 %)
7. Business (0.2 %)
8. Science (0.1 %)

Sentiment:
1. positive (65.7 %)
2. negative (34.3 %)

Age:
1. 65-100 (36.4 %)
2. 13-17 (21.3 %)
3. 18-25 (15.7 %)
4. 36-50 (10.0 %)
5. 51-65 (9.2 %)
6. 26-35 (7.4 %)

Values:
1. Relativistic (57.5 %)
2. Exploitive (36.4 %)
3. Absolutistic (2.9 %)
4. Tribalistic (1.9 %)
5. Instinctive (0.7 %)
6. Achievist (0.3 %)
7. Systemic (0.2 %)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:35

Gender:
1. female (59.3 %)

Mood:
1. happy (54.4 %)

Topics:
1. Arts (79.0 %)
2. Computers (7.5 %)

Age:
1. 65-100 (36.4 %)

lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:40

>>2
Explains the code you find in /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:48

8. Science (0.1 %)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:53

how does it work?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:53

So it turns out I'm artistic. And all this time I thought I was autistic!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:54

>>2
1. Arts (79.0 %)
2. Computers (7.5 %)

In my dictionary, the preferred definition of science involves discovering properties of the natural world. Engineering involves the application of those properties to solve practical problems. By those definitions programmers are neither scientists nor engineers. The principal objects of their study are manmade, not natural. -- William A. Wulf, Professor of Engineering and Applied Sciences

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 10:59

>>7
Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. -Dickstra

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 11:02

Actually this service gives relatively accurate results.

For example, http://www.urlai.com/url/loper-os.org
Gender: Male
Tonality: Academic

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 11:08

>>8
Dickstra is good, but he isn't Abelson good.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 11:09

>>9
That's redundant. If it's academic, it's male.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 11:59

What makes us so old?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 12:08

>>12
frumpy lexicon

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 12:09

>>12
antisemitism

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 12:11

>>12

What makes us so artistic?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 12:14

what makes us so feminine

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 12:22

>>16
touhous

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 14:00

So basically, all the over the hill trannies (der jewdder) that come here give us positive reviews across the internet and enjoy the place while all the heteronormative teenage boys from the tumblreddits (and sussman) sing on high that this board is the worst?

I'm not going to go to the site to try and figure out how and what they're basing any of this shit on or even verify if these figures are even about /prog/ or give them the google adrevenue, so could you explain this shit for a second here? since you've already given them their pagevisit, and all

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 15:29

>>18
I would imagine an evaluation service like that to do random sampling for scraping and then parsing the text in the pages on the site and placing them under certain categories

many people discuss weeaboo shit and touhou waifus here, which would explain the female and art percentages

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 15:43

>>19
they aren't vocal enough to guarantee 79% of /jews/' discussions, though

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 15:48

>>20
I doubt the site scraped the entirety of /prog/ because that would take a while to process

random sampling isn't always accurate but that's probably what they did

or perhaps it only took the front page and none of the older threads

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 16:42

>>18
but nikita, you are not 'heteronormative' yourself

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 18:10

We look like a bunch of mean old people. We need to get our age down quick.

Let's talk about little girls. Surely that will knock us down a few age brackets.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 19:31

>>23
obviously old women like to talk about little girls

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-25 20:05

Their bot assumed ``egin'' was ``vagina'' hence the old artist women.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 1:11

>>24
I wish. My grandma always gets weirded out when I comment on them in public.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 5:09

Deprecated: Function eregi_replace() is deprecated in /home/genderanalyzer/genderanalyzer.com/php/net/netutils.php on line 32
Welp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 5:17

php
LEL.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 6:59

>>26
it's because you are not an old woman too and cannot join the club

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-06-26 8:19

>>27
error_reporting(E_ALL ^ E_DEPRECATED);

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 8:36

>>30
Filthy trans. Ew!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:02

SO it was as I suspected then.
>>22
I'm not Nikita, what isn't heteronormative about him? I don't see him dressing up as a wymyn and ranting about privilege. All I see him is doing manly things like calling for the execution of all kikes the world over. Though it isn't like a gay kike like you know about heteronormativity anyways, but I'm curious what your warped mind will output to the query.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:18

>>32
his name

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:40

>>32
stop being such an intolerant faggot, you nigger cunt

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:50

>>34
stop being such a racist kike, you jewish childrapist

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 15:04

Age:
1. 65-100 (36.4 %)

Well Sussman is 66, but he's only 33.3% of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 15:08

Topics:
1. Magic (100.0 %)
2. Computers (0.0 %)
3. Science (0.0%)

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 18:31

>>36-37
LEL EGIN LE SICP BRO XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 22:08

https://www.google.com/search?q=site:dis.4chan.org/prog/&safe=off&tbs=rl:1
Results by reading level for  site:dis.4chan.org/prog/:
Basic    0%   
Intermediate    100%   
Advanced    0%

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 0:30

>>35
Peace, Stud!

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