/prog/ stat breakdown

Stats provided by http://www.uclassify.com/

Gender:
1. female (59.3 %)
2. male (40.7 %)

Mood:
1. happy (54.4 %)
2. upset (45.6 %)

Topics:
1. Arts (79.0 %)
2. Computers (7.5 %)
3. Recreation (4.1 %)
4. Society (3.2 %)
4. Games (3.2 %)
5. Health (1.5 %)
6. Home (0.6 %)
6. Sports (0.6 %)
7. Business (0.2 %)
8. Science (0.1 %)

Sentiment:
1. positive (65.7 %)
2. negative (34.3 %)

Age:
1. 65-100 (36.4 %)
2. 13-17 (21.3 %)
3. 18-25 (15.7 %)
4. 36-50 (10.0 %)
5. 51-65 (9.2 %)
6. 26-35 (7.4 %)

Values:
1. Relativistic (57.5 %)
2. Exploitive (36.4 %)
3. Absolutistic (2.9 %)
4. Tribalistic (1.9 %)
5. Instinctive (0.7 %)
6. Achievist (0.3 %)
7. Systemic (0.2 %)

So basically, all the over the hill trannies (der jewdder) that come here give us positive reviews across the internet and enjoy the place while all the heteronormative teenage boys from the tumblreddits (and sussman) sing on high that this board is the worst?

I'm not going to go to the site to try and figure out how and what they're basing any of this shit on or even verify if these figures are even about /prog/ or give them the google adrevenue, so could you explain this shit for a second here? since you've already given them their pagevisit, and all