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Tell me a story, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 5:09

I'm writing a report about the antisocials who gravitate towards computing, and I want to dedicate a chapter to making you guys look pathetic.

Name: Tell me a story, /gro/. 2013-06-17 5:16

I'M WRITING AN EGIN EGIN GRO ABOUT ANTI EGIN GROS WHO EGGIN EGGIN EEEEEEEEGGGINN puting, and I want to dedicate a EGIN GRO EGIN LE EGIN chapter to making the EGIN GROS look EGIN!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 5:16

Sounds like an introspective report to me. No one just randomly chooses a topic like that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 5:25

First realize that they are of edomite khazar aka "jewish" descentt and study from there what that all entails and it should be made perfectly clear and should make a whole lot of other things abundantly clear.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 5:38

>>3
I work for the government on a project to develop profiling briefings potential cyberterrorists.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 5:48

>>5
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 5:50

>>5
cyberterrorists
Is that really a word? Is this what my tax dollars are being spent on: prepending cyber to words?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 6:05

>>7
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 6:28

>>7
Stop cybermocking us.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 6:30

>>1

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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 6:33

>>1
go kill yourself you worthless piece of shit i fucking hate you

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 6:35

>>10
try preparation H

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 6:44

top lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 9:06

>>1
9 AM
i turn on my computer, start eclipse, launch grooveshark, put on my earphones, and try to ignore everyone (even the cuban hot girl that sits near me... ohhhh, that ass!) while i make interfaces and factories of factories of factories of objects all day.
7 PM
Go home, play with cat, ignore girlfriend, wait until next day to keep coding.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 9:53

>>14
Fuck, you've got a great life. Coding all day, and having a GF that puts up with you ignoring her. And a cat, too! Keep on living the high life, man.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 12:51

>>1
I'm not "antisocial", but I wear my sister's black leggings.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 12:53

Is she fat like all American chicks?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 13:39

I program, do programming, etc. none of this ``code'' or ``coding'' bullshit.

why would you even call it that? doesn't sound as nice as programming

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 13:39

it's like some sort of new hip pytohn sort of bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 13:41

>>18
Because you do higher level languages, while I'm over here writing assembly code.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 16:37

>>16
Hot. Do you also wear her thongs and/or panties ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 17:05

>>14,15
why not just teach her the art of computer anusramming? unless she already knows, in which case you can argue over vi vs emacs vs eclipse lol.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 17:56

>>20
only the higher level kiddies call it "coding"

it has and will always be programming

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 20:28

Actually I just call it writing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 20:35

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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 21:57

>>14,15
that feels slightly like a personal attack =(

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 22:12

>>23
It's called coding because people write code. The code that is written may or may not be using a turing complete language.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 22:16

One time, I met this whore. We were supposed to have sex, but when she spread her legs, it was all black hair with red sores, and it had the smell of rotten flesh. I started to gag and she got pissed off, then hit me in the side of the head and left, leaving me with no money, still a virgin, and about to puke.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 23:00

I'm not ignoring her...
just both her computers and her phone are broken, and it seems like she wants her space/freedom..
And then i got my old phone going again, but it kind of just reminds me of my old online-ex... And social sites are a bit the same, i see her in other peoples faces and trip..
Losing someone online can be rather horrible =( i never can tell if she is actually there or not... and i tried asking once, but i guess i did have the wrong person xD fucking awkward

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 23:14

Is it just my imagination?
I guess its funny because it's kind of comforting, even if its not real..

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-17 23:51

الله أكبر

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 0:00

And it could be real too though, right?
She probably just wouldn't want to admit it? ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 0:12

Losing someone online can be rather horrible.. ^^ it's kind of comforting, even if its not real. I'm not ignoring her... Is it just my imagination? ... And then i never can tell if she is actually there or not... and i tried asking once,  i see her in other peoples faces and trip.. but i guess i did have the wrong person xD fucking awkward =) And it could be real too though, right? ...
I guess i got my old phone going again, but its funny because just both her computers.. and her phone are broken, and it kind of just reminds me of my old online-ex... it seems like she wants her space/freedom.. ^^
And social sites are a bit the same,

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 0:17

One day I didn't read my SICP. It was a bad day. Since then I read SICP on daily basis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 0:31

yeah probably not..
quite scary in some ways too...
could it somehow be a good thing if she got in contact with the current gf? what if she does actually hate me? =/

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 1:25

Surely not? ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 1:36

...and that will probably either come across as lovable or rage-worthy...
possibly both...?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 1:45

I think maybe i should've warned that i like to stir just a little bit... =) but i don't actually mean any harm by it..

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 2:01

it's a guy thing? ;D

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