Tell me a story, /prog/.

I'm writing a report about the antisocials who gravitate towards computing, and I want to dedicate a chapter to making you guys look pathetic.

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9 AM
i turn on my computer, start eclipse, launch grooveshark, put on my earphones, and try to ignore everyone (even the cuban hot girl that sits near me... ohhhh, that ass!) while i make interfaces and factories of factories of factories of objects all day.
7 PM
Go home, play with cat, ignore girlfriend, wait until next day to keep coding.