Stranger: hey horny?:
You: LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL EGIN EIN GRO XDDDDDD
Stranger: k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Name:
L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-06-14 20:51
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You: HEY U FUKIN RETOID
Stranger: hi
You: HAV U RED DA STANDARD?
Stranger: asl
You: WAT DA FUCK R U TALKIN ABOUT?
Stranger: what standard
You: DA C STANDARD
Stranger: no
You: WAT R U, A FUCKIN STACK BOY OR SUMTHIN?
Stranger: I aint read any standard
Stranger: and no, im just a really dumb girl
You: DATS WAT I THOUGHT
You have disconnected.
>>3
they are called the imagereddits you dumb piece of shit
peace, stud
Name:
Anonymous2013-06-14 21:00
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Have you read your SICP today?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: Yup
Stranger 1 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
do you smoke weed everyday to make programming less annoying?
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: what programming?
Stranger 2: windows
Stranger 2: is made by
Stranger 2: forexample
Stranger 1: oh. its not really annoying.
Stranger 2: when things arent working you way
Stranger 2: just like stupid anoyying hoes
Stranger 1: uh huh.
Stranger 2: asl?
Stranger 1: i just let it slide. computer not behaving? i have an outside to go to
Stranger 1: and 21/f/usa
Stranger 2: yo are blonde right?
Stranger 1: nope.
Stranger 1: why?
Stranger 1: like, omg, i'm, like, totally, not like, patient, so like, totally hurry up.
Stranger 1: that was since you think 'm blonde.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Name:
Anonymous2013-06-15 1:14
>>4,5,7,8
You're too autist even to go to Omegle. You made that shit up and it's not even funny.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
You: hello
Stranger: Hi! 25 m USA. You?
You: What programming languages do you speak?
Stranger: C+
Stranger: Asl?
You: Really?
Stranger: Yes
You: I never heard of a language called Seeplus
Stranger: What's your asl?
You: it doesn't matter, does it?
Stranger: Yes
You: yeah, I guess it doesn't
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
You: Hello~!
You: How are you? ^.^
Stranger: hello :)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: ew, pig disgusting horizontal emoticons
Stranger: sorry?
You: Belgium, but I am secretly the reincarnation of an ancient Japanese princess ^.^
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so you're girl
You: yes :p
Stranger: me too
You: great!!
You: we don't need boys, right? ^^
Stranger: nice to meet youu :)
Stranger: yep! absolutely
You: nice to meet you orz
Stranger: how old are you?
You: teehee, that's a secret!
You: what programming languages do you speak?
Stranger: ah. i don't know either if you're lying to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i don't
You: oh
You: terrible...
You: have you at least read your SICP today? if not there will be punishment...
Stranger: not using any program
You: u there?
Stranger: what is sicp?
You: Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs! ^.^
You: the great textbook by Sussman-sama and Habelson-sama with Julie-chan
Stranger has disconnected.
Name:
Anonymous2013-06-20 10:09
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
Stranger: M 17
You: What do you think of the Jews?
You: F 12
Stranger: They're grand I suppose why
Stranger: Nothing wrong with them
You: Oh, that's nice.
You: So, do you program?
Stranger: Are you a Jew?
Stranger: And no do you
You: I wish I were. Yes, I do.
Stranger: Do you have kik it's easier to talk there?
Stranger: It's ok if u don't
You: No, sorry. What do you want to talk about?
Stranger: Just chat, why do you want to become a Jew ?
You: Then I could be a cute little Jew girl.
You: Wouldn't that be nice?
Stranger: I suppose
Stranger: I'm circumcised which is a Jewish thing ha Not even a minute in and this guy is trying to molest me!
Stranger: Yay me haha
You: Sounds neato
You: So, are you a gay?
Stranger: No I'm straight
Stranger: Where are u from
You: Japan
Stranger: Oh cool I'm from Ireland
You: My town is is called Gensokyo
You: What is yours?
Stranger: Your English is great
You: Thank you. I go to cram school every day after school to learn.
Stranger: Are you a Christian then?
You: No, I'm an atheist.
Stranger: Same here :)
Stranger: Well I'm agnostic
You: nice.
Stranger: Same thing kinda
You: Agnosticisism is more philosophical.
Stranger: Yeh true but both concepts are doubtful of god
You: Atheism claims that there is no god. An agnostic claims to not know.
Stranger: Yeh but both are not followers of any god which kind of runs into the same category, you know what I mean?
Stranger: You pretty smart for a 12 year old
Stranger: You're *
You: Thank you.
You: I was afraid that you might say I was pretty smart for a girl.
Stranger: Why ? Being smart is a good thing?
You: I'm pretty big into feminism and that would have really offended me.
Stranger: Oh ok gotcha , women and men are equ
Stranger: Equal*
You: I agree.
You: I think that there should be more female engineers, especially in the technology sector. What do you think?
Stranger has disconnected.
Name:
Anonymous2013-06-20 10:23
I want to cuddle with a Jewish Touhou.
Name:
Anonymous2013-06-20 10:25
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
You: Say something profound for dubs, now.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Can you not fucking read? Say something profound you blithering idiot.
Stranger: cool babe me to
You: That's stupid. You're stupid. And now, I'm going to look stupid. Thanks for nothing, faggot.
You have disconnected.
Name:
232013-06-20 10:26
Damn it, I really did end up looking stupid. ;__________________;
>>20,21
How are people this gullible and stupid still alive?
Name:
Anonymous2013-06-20 13:03
what pervert tags do you use on omegle
Name:
Anonymous2013-06-21 3:53
Hook in ANDRU into the Omegles to commence the shitpost singularity.
Name:
Anonymous2013-06-21 3:56
Stranger: hello
You: I ARE ANDRU
Stranger: asl
You: I HELP KIDS
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: 22 f here
You: I ARE ERROR
Stranger has disconnected.
Name:
Anonymous2013-06-21 4:51
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Question to discuss:
Seme or Uke?
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
Stranger: What?
You: I don't remember what that means
Stranger: I don't know what that means..
You: Just what I thought
Stranger: Huh?
You: Are you the one who gets eir anus haxed, or are you the haxor?
Stranger: Makes no sense.