OMEGLEL

>go to omegle.com
>reply with a lot of LELz, Shalomz! and other egin memes
>post results

Stranger: hey horny?:
You: LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL EGIN EIN GRO XDDDDDD
Stranger: k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You: HEY U FUKIN RETOID
Stranger: hi
You: HAV U RED DA STANDARD?
Stranger: asl
You: WAT DA FUCK R U TALKIN ABOUT?
Stranger: what standard
You: DA C STANDARD
Stranger: no
You: WAT R U, A FUCKIN STACK BOY OR SUMTHIN?
Stranger: I aint read any standard
Stranger: and no, im just a really dumb girl
You: DATS WAT I THOUGHT
You have disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Have you read your SICP today?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: Yup
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
do you smoke weed everyday to make programming less annoying?
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: what programming?
Stranger 2: windows
Stranger 2: is made by
Stranger 2: forexample
Stranger 1: oh. its not really annoying.
Stranger 2: when things arent working you way
Stranger 2: just like stupid anoyying hoes
Stranger 1: uh huh.
Stranger 2: asl?
Stranger 1: i just let it slide. computer not behaving? i have an outside to go to
Stranger 1: and 21/f/usa
Stranger 2: yo are blonde right?
Stranger 1: nope.
Stranger 1: why?
Stranger 1: like, omg, i'm, like, totally, not like, patient, so like, totally hurry up.
Stranger 1: that was since you think 'm blonde.
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