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Most inefficient computing?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 17:30

I don't give two shits about the environment, and I'd sooner see the planet burn than  give in to fucking retard environmentalist. I go out of my way to pollute the environment. On Earth Day, the Home Owner's Association was trying to get everyone to plant a tree. I got up early that morning, went to the dump, brought home a pile of tires and burned them right on my front fucking lawn where everyone could see. I drive American cars to be sure that I burn as much fuel as possible. I'm working directly for the CEO of Exxon and the Saudi royal family to create a cell phone that runs off jet fuel. Before that, I wrote the firmware to the systems that controlled cyanide leaching tanks for gold extraction.

Anywho, you can see my position. I also want waste as much as much energy as possible. I already have my lab setup to work off gasoline generators, but I want to go even further. I want to have the most inefficient computing setup possible, and all the investments in those Chinese factories I made in the early nineties have made money no issue at all. I've been told that clustering Pentium 4s on a massive scale is a huge power drain, and a Linux installation customized to run at 100% CPU could burn thousands of kilowatt-hours every day.

Could I do better?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 17:41

Use lisp to minimize the use of computation. Now it's just all wasted.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 17:47

No need to rewrite the kernel, just write your stuff in Ruby.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 17:54

More effective: use your untold billions to drive the price of Bitcoin up, it will encourage millions to just on the wagon and by a bunch of graphics cards then overclock them to burn 2000 watts. Litecoin might be better for this, as the hashing algorithm is harder to make into hardware.

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2013-06-10 18:48

donate all your money to moot

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 20:42

Could I do better?
Yes, you can go back to /b/. That place will drain so much electricity from your computer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 20:48

>>6
>muh back to /b/ muh muh kebab
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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 22:13

keep your moot files in the /moot partition

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 22:16

switch to Windows Vista

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 22:46

>>5
/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 22:57

nehalem exs, x5492s

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 6:47

Javashit is a good start.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 16:16

Ruby operating system.

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