Most inefficient computing?

I don't give two shits about the environment, and I'd sooner see the planet burn than  give in to fucking retard environmentalist. I go out of my way to pollute the environment. On Earth Day, the Home Owner's Association was trying to get everyone to plant a tree. I got up early that morning, went to the dump, brought home a pile of tires and burned them right on my front fucking lawn where everyone could see. I drive American cars to be sure that I burn as much fuel as possible. I'm working directly for the CEO of Exxon and the Saudi royal family to create a cell phone that runs off jet fuel. Before that, I wrote the firmware to the systems that controlled cyanide leaching tanks for gold extraction.

Anywho, you can see my position. I also want waste as much as much energy as possible. I already have my lab setup to work off gasoline generators, but I want to go even further. I want to have the most inefficient computing setup possible, and all the investments in those Chinese factories I made in the early nineties have made money no issue at all. I've been told that clustering Pentium 4s on a massive scale is a huge power drain, and a Linux installation customized to run at 100% CPU could burn thousands of kilowatt-hours every day.

Could I do better?

Could I do better?
Yes, you can go back to /b/. That place will drain so much electricity from your computer.