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The NSA is watching you!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 19:03

and cryptography is now our last resource!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 19:13

Can you TruCRYPT your cellphone communications?

I thought so, genuis?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 19:53

>>2
I can use VisualBasic.NET to make a program to use a secure VoIP program between WindowsTM Phones. That way, when I call my criminal cohorts, we can use my app to secure our communications. Or I can just not be a criminal and not be paranoid about being called a terrorist all the time. Don't say stupid things and they won't bust you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 19:59

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 19:59

>>3
ya because only terrorists and criminals want freedom and privacy, scumbag

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 20:06

>>4
so edgy
go back to jacking off to your mom kid

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 21:07

>>2`
>2014
>using any encryption method other than dubscryption
>using encryption methods that dont require checking em
>mfw
>lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 22:11

>>7
Can I grow your eggs?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 22:14

>>8
His eggs are made of pure eggwings.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 22:27

/prog/ - bastardizing the bastardization of bastardized memes

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 23:38

>>9
e/gg/in

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 23:57

MUH HAPPENIN! GUBMENT KILLING US,TAKING OUR GUNZ, FLUORIDE

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 0:01

does this mean I'm gonna get arrested for talking about weed on the internet

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 0:24

>>13
if you are a dangerous VIPPER someday in the future, yes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 3:30

National Sports Association?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 5:29

Is this when The Knights decides to create a new SECURE CRYPTOGRAPHIC COMMUNICATION PROTOCOL? I have come from 2030 to warn you that the protocol has failed!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 7:52

Kinect will not record or upload conversations you may be having.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 8:30

>>17
Exactly: it will only parse, analyses and alert the authorities when you or your family is talking about something you shouldn't.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 14:24

>>6
implying I have a foreskin to provide mobility for jacking off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 14:56

>>19
LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEELLLLL
I LOVE
>LE IMPLYIN/G/ MEME
FUCKING E/G/IN /G/ROSKI XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 15:00

>>20
Fuck off, jerk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 15:04

>>21
Not LEL-cunt, but if you hate him more than the actual /g/tards, your priorities are fucked up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 15:06

>>17
lel @ microshit damage control

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 15:14

>>22
Let's just say as much as.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 15:15

>>21
EGGWING GROOOOOOOOOOOOOO is the future

get with it or be left behind LLEEEEEELLLLLLLL XDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 16:15

>>24
Then tell >>19 to go back to /g/ too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 16:31

>>26
Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 16:38

>>27
What?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 19:13

So China is fairly soon going to surpass the US in terms of economy. Looks like everyone has gotten used to the idea. Let's see how many years it takes until they surpass them in terms of civil rights as well.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 19:18

>>29
never

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 19:22

>>29
It's not that China will surpass in civil rights, it's how far will the US decline.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 19:25

>>29
Last time China allowed too much civil freedom, opium wars happened and Jews imported a few revolutions (first Christian, then Commie), totaling close to 100 million deaths.

The Taiping Rebellion was a massive civil war in southern China from 1850 to 1864, against the ruling Manchu-led Qing Dynasty. It was a millenarian movement led by Hong Xiuquan, who announced that he had received visions in which he learned that he was the younger brother of Jesus. At least 20 million people died, mainly civilians, in one of the deadliest military conflicts in history.

Hong began by burning all Confucian and Buddhist statues and books in his house, and began preaching to his community about his visions. His earliest converts were relatives of his who had also failed their examinations and belonged to the Hakka minority, Feng Yunshan and Hong Rengan. He collaborated with them to destroy holy statues in small villages, to the ire of local citizens and officials. Hong and his converts' acts were considered sacrilegious and they were persecuted by Confucians who forced them to leave their positions as village tutors. Hong Xiuquan and Feng Yunshan fled the district in 1844, walking some 300 miles to the west to Guangxi, where the large Hakka population was much more willing to receive his teachings.[3] As a symbolic gesture to purge China of Confucianism, he asked for two giant swords, three chi (about 1 metre) long and nine jin (about 5.5 kg), called the "demon-slaying swords" (斬妖劍), to be forged.[4]


Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. He that loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. He that finds his life shall lose it. (Matthew 10:34)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 19:44

>>32
he had received visions in which he learned that he was the younger brother of Jesus.
But kikes don't believe in Jesus you retarded cumlord

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 19:51

>>33
Then who invented christianity?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:05

>>33
Then who did they nail to that tree all those years ago?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:08

>>34-35
Then Dennis Ritchie invented sepples, just because it's based on C?

Cool logic, Nikkun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:10

>>35
The real Caesar. Meanwhile, Jesus H Christ went to Rome as a Jewish secret agent to take over the Roman Empire and eventually the ENTIRE WORLD.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:11

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:14

>>37
to take over the Roman Empire and eventually the ENTIRE WORLD.
He succeeded. And Mohammad is a kike too, so millions of victims in Arabian world are Jewish work.

Mohammad bin Abdullah al Muttailib al Quraish, son of Abdullah bin Ali al Muttailib al Quraish and Amina binti Wahab, inherited his Judaism from his father who was a Jew and was circumcised because of that. He belonged to the bani al Quraish Jewish Tribe. The Adnani Arabs are descendants of the 12 Tribes of Ishmael and were originally Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:23

>>38
Okay, if you want to get more formal (warning: includes Jewish mathematics!), Jews as a whole didn't invent Christianity.

The proposition is
    There exist a kike x such that x invented Christianty. (1)
You are claiming that
    Let x be an arbitrary element of the SET called Jews. It is true that x invented Christianity. (2)

You can't infer (1) from (2), because this is a generalization.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:24

(2) from (1), I mean.

(1) is indeed deducible from (2).

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:28

>>40
Stop making math arbitrary. You don't apply it to random bullshit like this.

you're like those game theory retards

they ended up fucking up evolutionary biology and turning it into a pseudo-science

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:32

>>42
Arbitrary? This is standard logic,

What I showed you there is an example of existential quantification.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:40

>>43
Christianity doesn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:41

>>44
The only religions that exist are Judaism and Shinto.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:50

>>44
Atheism doesn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 20:51

>>43
Logic is arbitrary bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 21:04

Science is no longer science but a collection of kike sciences. The Aryan sciences died out in the early 1910s.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 21:07

The Aryan sciences never existed. It was a kike scheme all along.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 21:32

>>31
I think you should consider how elevated standards of living correlate with higher ``rights'' expectations. When you're starving to death almost everyday, your right to cryptography isn't exactly the first thing on your mind.

Unless you mean to tell me that the Chinese government intends to artificially keep standards of living to shit levels.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 21:55

>>50
quoting rights

how dare you

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 22:20

>>51
Now who the fuck are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 22:30

>>52
Autists aren't too good at using things for purposes other than their intended ones.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 22:32

>>53
Neurotypicals think abusing things and corrupting the essence of everything is an admirable deed?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 23:00

Neurotypicals don't think abusing post numbers and corrupting the word "doubles" is an admirable deed?

Well they can go an check my dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 23:54

>>1
and cryptography is now our last resource
after you let monsanto take over your agriculture and poisoned your lands with fracking, I'm not surprised the only resource you americunts have left is cryptography.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-07 23:56

>>56
What a waste of DES key GET!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-08 0:35

>>56
our lands are fracking awesome!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-09 13:21

Dear YOUR_COMPANY users,

You may be aware of reports alleging that YOUR_COMPANY and several other Internet companies have joined a secret U.S. government program called PRISM to give the National Security Agency direct access to our servers. We would like to respond to the press reports, and give you the facts.

YOUR_COMPANY is not and has never been part of any program to give the US or any other government direct access to our servers. We have never received a blanket request or court order from any government agency asking for information or metadata in bulk, like the one Verizon reportedly received. We hadn't even heard of PRISM before yesterday.

When governments ask YOUR_COMPANY for data, we review each request carefully to make sure they always follow the correct processes and all applicable laws, and then only provide the information if is required by law. We will continue fighting aggressively to keep your information safe and secure. Any suggestion that YOUR_COMPANY is disclosing information about our users’ Internet activity on such a scale is completely false.

We strongly encourage all governments to be much more transparent about all programs aimed at keeping the public safe. It's the only way to protect everyone's civil liberties and create the safe and free society we all want over the long term. We here at YOUR_COMPANY understand that the U.S. and other governments need to take action to protect their citizens’ safety—including sometimes by using surveillance. But the level of secrecy around the current legal procedures undermines the freedoms we all cherish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-09 18:02

Spooky.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-09 19:35

>>59
le ``direct access'' argument XD

Name: surrealdeal 2013-06-09 20:13

reminds me of that time in the 90s they cracked PGP and no one cared

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-09 20:20

Don't worry, the NSA isn't spying, it's just taken over the Naughty-or-Nice list from Santa Claus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-09 20:42

>>62
Pee Gee what?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 8:58

>>62
Wait, what ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 9:26

National Security Dubz!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 13:54

obama bomb dirty nuke deploy soil new york alah god freedom rifles core uranium drone hack bush cell insurgent

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 19:22

>>62
reminds me of that time in the 90s you were still sober before noon

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 21:17

>>68
ice cold burn

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 22:27

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-10 22:40

>>70
The NSA is prohibited by law from spying on people or entities within the U.S., including noncitizens, or on U.S. citizens abroad.
Oh there's going to be a lot of fiddling around and delaying I get the feeling.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 0:19

If you're not a kike, then what do you fear?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 4:08

NSA, you're cool guy, check >>22 OTOH: his dubs too suspicious. He plans something, I'm telling ya.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 9:32

>>72
you mean: if you are a kike then what do you fear?, because most people in the NSA are kikes you know..

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 10:08

>>74
most people in the NSA are kikes
That is actually a valid observation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 10:40

The NSA gone ENTERPRISE, check all this keywords:
CONTRAOCTAVE
CPE
MAUI
SIGAD
RUSFOR
AIRHANDLER

(http://theweek.com/article/index/245360/solving-the-mystery-of-prism)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 11:36

>>74-75
I'm confused; then is privacy is a kike or a goy thing?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 11:56

>>77
It's a ``Shalom, mudslime'' thing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 14:01

>>77
Earlier in history privacy was the Jew thing, because Jews had no chance at revolutions or fraud schemes without a lot of conspiracy, like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sator_Square, used by early Jews during subversion of Roman Empire. Now Jews own almost everything, so the only revolution could be against the Jews and modern rebels, antisemitic Muslims, get branded as "terrorists".

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 14:21

>>79
antisemitic Muslims
antisemitic semites
OK.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 15:03

>>80
life is surprising

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 15:50

>antisemitic
Anti-zionists.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-11 22:02

Semitic = anything that fucks camels and lives in Western Asia, including kikes, mudslimes and other sandniggers

FAGGOTS

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 22:22

What do you fear from the NSA if you have nothing to hide from the NSA?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 22:52

>>84
Back to soviet russia, secret police stalking Nikita

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 23:10

>>84
why should i trust them, if they can't trust themselves?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 23:16

if 90% of terrorists were recruited by fbi/cia... chances are the other 10% were too?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 23:46

What does the NSA fear about releasing information about their operations if they have nothing illegal to hide?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 23:52

what is wrong with terrorism?

I see nothing wrong with bombing kikes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-12 23:53

killing Jews should be legal.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 1:09

killing racist retards from russia should be legal and encouraged.

Name: trololololol 2013-06-13 6:22

You know, the best scenario that I hope will happen, is that all the data mined will get exposed, and it will be free grabs for anyone, including the bankers' dossiers. Worst case scenerio the Bastards win and they finalize the plutocracy, and then kill each other by stupid arguments.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-13 13:09

>>92
you fucking datalovist terrorist

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 18:30

>>87
If you are 90% braindead... chances are the other 10% were too?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 22:27

>>94
don't make me find the link....

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 22:39

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 22:44

[PDF]
Eliminate Barriers to Aggressive Collection of Information on Terrorists
www.au.af.mil/au/awc/awcgate/terrorism/nct/nct5.pdf‎
The CIA must aggressively recruit informants with unique access to terrorists' plans. ... people. These incidents highlight the importance of ensuring that the FBI's.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 22:48

...How can you even claim to be fighting terrorism if you aren't monitoring those assholes?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 0:12

ah well, so much for buying a new xbox blowing up some pentagon...

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 4:29

...How can you even claim to be fighting the smurfs if you aren't monitoring those blue bastards?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 5:02

seriously, if some guy gives you money... and it's `supposed' to be for explosives.. just buy a new xbox ;D
-employs advanced counter-terrorism measures- ^^ well it's at least three steps ahead of hiring terrorists anyway..

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 5:13

or do they not want there to be no terrorists...?
no terrorists -> no funding/spying/terrorizing/etc?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 5:14

must i be afraid? ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 5:17

forgive me father for i have not sinned? ;D

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 5:47

but i guess if terrorism(/etc) is political, why hit civilians at all? and even then can you really hope to change a system (for the better) by blowing it up? or scaring people?
*gives nice little speech* ^^
We are the ants... and there is nothing else..

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 5:59

squishing us will Not make us like you ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 6:01

>>98
This isn't about the 1000 "terrorists" they are monitoring, this is about the few hundred million other people whose anii they are shoving cameras up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 7:40

>>107
Everyone is a potential terrorist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 8:17

>>108
Including the government.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 9:11

>>111
EPIC fuqin trips bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 9:44

>>107
ani.  Not anii.  That would be the plural of anius, a word which, if it exists, does not mean what you want it to mean.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 9:52

everyday I'm hustlin'

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 10:17

>>109
back to e/g/in /g/ays with you

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 10:22

>>113
Never been there and not going to.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 19:01

>>114
Sure, kid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-15 23:34

>>111
couldn't it just be the plural of ani?
eg. Nsa is an aniiiiiiiiii

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 12:21

Under questioning, Joyce said the NSA was able to identify an extremist in Yemen who was in touch with an individual in Kansas City, Mo. They were able to identify co-conspirators and thwart a plot to bomb the New York Stock Exchange.

_______________
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/federal_government/obama-defends-top-secret-nsa-data-gathering-of-phone-records-internet-traffic-to-us-public/2013/06/17/a220e60e-d7c3-11e2-b418-9dfa095e125d_story.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 12:21

a plot to bomb
ALLAHU ACKBAR

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 12:28

>>116
That doesn't even make sense, as ani is already plural.  If you want to take the plural of a plural, the normal way is to assign a singular noun to represent a group of things (like herd or group itself) and then take the plural of that. Your proposal makes as much sense as asking if you've done your SICP exercisessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss today or something.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 5:30

>"Use of Tor and e-mail crypto could increase chances that NSA keeps your data"

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/06/use-of-tor-and-e-mail-crypto-could-increase-chances-that-nsa-keeps-your-data/

I told you yyou fucking cryptonazis: your days are numbered!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 6:07

>>117
This is ludicrous. If the goal is to prevent terrorist attacks, mass surveillance is literally the least efficient way of doing (something about) it. Have you read your Schneier on Security today?

>>120
So they're going to waste hundreds of thousands of computer-hours attempting to break the RSA4096-encrypted rice pudding recipe my mom sent me with enigmail? Well, I feel great about this.

/use-of-tor-and-e-mail-crypto-could-increase-chances-that-nsa-keeps-your-data/
They are already keeping all the fucking data, and any denial of this is PR cover-up bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 6:13

>>120
cryptonazis
what

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 12:41

>>121
hundreds of thousands of computer-hours
Ha! Not on their quantum computing clusters.
You think quantum computing doesn't exist yet? Pfft. Intel drone. It just isn't released to the public yet because incremental releases are more profitable. There's still a lot of money to be made with silicon, and even graphene.
An idiot sells a good product and never makes a second sale because the customer is satisfied. A smart businessman sells horrible (but constantly ``improving'') products and rakes in money continually over a long period of time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 13:30

You think quantum computing doesn't exist yet?
Why would anyone think that? You can buy one now if you have the shekels.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 14:07

You know what the real threat is? It's not that the NSA will read all your personal e-mails or laugh at you for buying dragon dildos or anime pillows. The problem with them collecting all this data is that it's essentially saving the work of foreign spies. Rather than collecting data on individuals or organizations themselves, all foreign intelligence has to do is infiltrate the ranks of the NSA or compromise the security of their data centers. Who's to say people in the NSA won't be susceptible to bribery or corruption? Or who really thinks they're competent enough to keep everything 100% secure? Some Russian with enough money or know-how could easily get the dirt on someone.

This is the real problem. It's not some 1984 bullshit, it's just putting all your eggs, or in this case, personal information, in one basket.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 14:47

Welcome to the perfect fascist state, where government collects info of the population, and the private enterprise gets the data to sell you more crap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 15:08

>>125
If Nikita wants a reverse tunnel direct to T­S/S­­CI IP or N­SAne­­t, and iif he owns enough Bitcoins, we could have a some deal ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 16:54

>>125
It's not that the NSA will read all your personal e-mails or laugh at you for buying dragon dildos or anime pillows.
Actually, if you are a closet touhou-fag, then such embarrassing info could be used by cops to coerce you into cooperation.

For example,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stasi
The Stasi operated at least one brothel. Agents were used against both men and women working in Western governments. "Entrapment" was used against married men and homosexuals.[38]

and fapping to lolies is fat worse crime than homosexuality.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 17:04

>>123
Tinfoil some more, mad ruskie.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 17:24

>>129
MrVacBob-sama can confirm that I am not a Russian. I am American! USA! USA! USA! USA!
The current US is nothing like what our founding fathers senpais wanted it to be. Gomenasai, Jefferson-sama. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 18:27

>>130
oh god, even worse, a weeaboo

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 18:34

>>130
Imagine a cute, slice-of-life\Drama anime where the American Revolution played out with little girls. After being annoyed that the girls who run the student council aren't treating their club right, the tomboyish Colony Club crash the Student Council tea party.The revolution decides that they are going to take over student council and thus begins a series of mean words, glaring, and mean gossiping. After a few weeks, the girls decide that enough is enough, and the Student Council grants the Colony club autonomy, but they repair friendships and live happily until the next war.

Even better: the Reformation. Being disgusted by the lewd behavior of her peers being sanctioned by the upperclassmen, a nerdy girl in a long black dress. It'd be so cute to see Luther-chama standing on a chair to nail her 95 theses into the door. A nerdy Jewish girl as Jesus-sama can even do the upcoming episode preview. A cute oujo-sama as the pope has to face off against the Protestants, and tries to interrupt Luther-chama's transformation sequence with a Burning-Stake Attack. Gutenberg-tan saves the day when distributes information to the unaffiliated students, gaining their support. The senpais lose the support and lots of their morale, but they graduate and soon take over the municipal government! Can the Protestants defeat the spread of Catholicism? Find out in season two!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 4:03

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 4:26

>>132
Do I really need to tell you to kill yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 4:58

>>134
What is your problem?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 6:03

>>132
Imagine a ... anime
Thanks, I've just puked in my mouth a little.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 6:28

>>136
yum, I wish I could puke in my mouth so easily like you. If I could, I would enjoy the food I eat, again and again!

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