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The NSA is watching you!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-06 19:03

and cryptography is now our last resource!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 6:07

>>117
This is ludicrous. If the goal is to prevent terrorist attacks, mass surveillance is literally the least efficient way of doing (something about) it. Have you read your Schneier on Security today?

>>120
So they're going to waste hundreds of thousands of computer-hours attempting to break the RSA4096-encrypted rice pudding recipe my mom sent me with enigmail? Well, I feel great about this.

/use-of-tor-and-e-mail-crypto-could-increase-chances-that-nsa-keeps-your-data/
They are already keeping all the fucking data, and any denial of this is PR cover-up bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 6:13

>>120
cryptonazis
what

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 12:41

>>121
hundreds of thousands of computer-hours
Ha! Not on their quantum computing clusters.
You think quantum computing doesn't exist yet? Pfft. Intel drone. It just isn't released to the public yet because incremental releases are more profitable. There's still a lot of money to be made with silicon, and even graphene.
An idiot sells a good product and never makes a second sale because the customer is satisfied. A smart businessman sells horrible (but constantly ``improving'') products and rakes in money continually over a long period of time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 13:30

You think quantum computing doesn't exist yet?
Why would anyone think that? You can buy one now if you have the shekels.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 14:07

You know what the real threat is? It's not that the NSA will read all your personal e-mails or laugh at you for buying dragon dildos or anime pillows. The problem with them collecting all this data is that it's essentially saving the work of foreign spies. Rather than collecting data on individuals or organizations themselves, all foreign intelligence has to do is infiltrate the ranks of the NSA or compromise the security of their data centers. Who's to say people in the NSA won't be susceptible to bribery or corruption? Or who really thinks they're competent enough to keep everything 100% secure? Some Russian with enough money or know-how could easily get the dirt on someone.

This is the real problem. It's not some 1984 bullshit, it's just putting all your eggs, or in this case, personal information, in one basket.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 14:47

Welcome to the perfect fascist state, where government collects info of the population, and the private enterprise gets the data to sell you more crap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 15:08

>>125
If Nikita wants a reverse tunnel direct to T­S/S­­CI IP or N­SAne­­t, and iif he owns enough Bitcoins, we could have a some deal ;)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 16:54

>>125
It's not that the NSA will read all your personal e-mails or laugh at you for buying dragon dildos or anime pillows.
Actually, if you are a closet touhou-fag, then such embarrassing info could be used by cops to coerce you into cooperation.

For example,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stasi
The Stasi operated at least one brothel. Agents were used against both men and women working in Western governments. "Entrapment" was used against married men and homosexuals.[38]

and fapping to lolies is fat worse crime than homosexuality.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 17:04

>>123
Tinfoil some more, mad ruskie.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 17:24

>>129
MrVacBob-sama can confirm that I am not a Russian. I am American! USA! USA! USA! USA!
The current US is nothing like what our founding fathers senpais wanted it to be. Gomenasai, Jefferson-sama. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 18:27

>>130
oh god, even worse, a weeaboo

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 18:34

>>130
Imagine a cute, slice-of-life\Drama anime where the American Revolution played out with little girls. After being annoyed that the girls who run the student council aren't treating their club right, the tomboyish Colony Club crash the Student Council tea party.The revolution decides that they are going to take over student council and thus begins a series of mean words, glaring, and mean gossiping. After a few weeks, the girls decide that enough is enough, and the Student Council grants the Colony club autonomy, but they repair friendships and live happily until the next war.

Even better: the Reformation. Being disgusted by the lewd behavior of her peers being sanctioned by the upperclassmen, a nerdy girl in a long black dress. It'd be so cute to see Luther-chama standing on a chair to nail her 95 theses into the door. A nerdy Jewish girl as Jesus-sama can even do the upcoming episode preview. A cute oujo-sama as the pope has to face off against the Protestants, and tries to interrupt Luther-chama's transformation sequence with a Burning-Stake Attack. Gutenberg-tan saves the day when distributes information to the unaffiliated students, gaining their support. The senpais lose the support and lots of their morale, but they graduate and soon take over the municipal government! Can the Protestants defeat the spread of Catholicism? Find out in season two!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 4:03

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 4:26

>>132
Do I really need to tell you to kill yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 4:58

>>134
What is your problem?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 6:03

>>132
Imagine a ... anime
Thanks, I've just puked in my mouth a little.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 6:28

>>136
yum, I wish I could puke in my mouth so easily like you. If I could, I would enjoy the food I eat, again and again!

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