Ok, /prog/. A wizard gave me a One Quadrillion Trillion Quadrillion 65536-bit Floating Point Operations Per Second computer to use, with 2232 terabytes of memory, two T1 lines, and it works off of a gram of sugar per day.
What should my first project be on this new computer? I want to make something a little more interesting than fibs.
Create a computer simulation of the Universe incorporating every relevant equation know to man, including QM and your choice of theory (I suggest M theory).
It's a trick question, you can't write jack shit for a computer like that. It collapses into a singularity that absorbs you and the sugar when you try to refuel it.
The wizard was a Jew, whatever you traded to him for this computer was more valuable. Open the box up, there aren't unimaginable computational resources inside it, it's a fucking TRS-80. He escaped sell another one to another sucker that doesn't understand the physical limits of computation while you were trying to figure out what to do with the machine.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 15:55
It collapses into a singularity that absorbs you and the sugar when you try to refuel it.
What the fuck have you been smoking?
>>18
I have been smoking knowing that there are 9e56 atoms in the sun. Let's talk about big. Because this retarded hypothetical machine has over 1e14267572527TB of memory. Try to get close enough to dump some sugar in there or plug in your T1 lines.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 18:14
>>21
The Jews invented gravity to prevent us from building universe scale computers.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 18:16
Write a program to check my dubs.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 18:18
>>22
The Jews invented quantum teleportation to control our actions.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 18:25
No
ancient insignificant dead 1 Jew
godism can match or exceed the
enormity of the Sun/Earth
Binary. His heart is not big
enough for sharing with the
vastness of created opposites.
1 has no heart beat or breath,
constituting death of opposites.
God in Human form has human
limits as body controls activity.
You are taught Evil, You act
Evil, You are the Evil on Earth.
Only your comprehending the
Divinity of Cubic Creation will
your soul be saved from your
created hell on Earth - induced
by your ignoring the existing
4 corner harmonic simultaneous
4 Days rotating in a single cycle
of the Earth sphere. Religious/
Academic Pedants cannot allow
4 Days that contradict 1Day 1God.
Educators destroy your brain,
but you don't know, so why care?
Creation ocurrs via opposites,
but Religious/Academia pedants
suppress it teaching Satanic One.
After 30 years of research, I now
possess the Order of Harmonic
Antipodal Cubic Divinity Life -
too large for physical form, but
Binary Spirit of the masculinity
Sun & feminity Earth Antipodes.
ONEism is demonic Death Math.
I have so much to teach you, but
you ignore me you evil asses.
You will recognize 4 corner Days
or incur Easter Island Ending.
Never a Genius knew Math
to achieve my Cubic Wisdom.
Cubic thought Reigns as the
Highest Intelligence possible
on the planet Earth. One 96
hour rotating Cube within a
single rotation of Earth -- is
an Ineffable Transcendence.
Bible and Science falsify 1
corner day for the Cubic 4
corner Days rotating daily.
A single god is not possible
in our 4 Day Cubic Science,
that equates Cubic Divinity.
Everybody is both stupid and
evil for ignoring the 4 days.
Cube Divinity transcends all
knowledge, Humans can't
escape 4 corner Cubic Life.
Fools worship mechanics of
language - while they wallow
in fictitious & deceitful word.
Exact science based on Cubics,
not on theories. Wisdom is
Cubic testing of knowledge.
Academia is progression of
Ignorance. No god equals
Simultaneous 4 Day Creation.
Humans ignore their 4 corner
stages of life metamorphosis.
This site is a collection of data
for a coming book - peruse it.
No human has 2 hands as they
are opposites, like plus and
minus, that cancel as entity.
Academia destroys your brain,
your ability to think opposite.
The eyes of the flounder fish
were relocated, why were yours
relocated? Your opposite eyes
were moved to 1 corner to overlay
for single perspective, but that
corrupts your Opposite Brain.
*****************************
KNOW CUBE, OR HELL.
Education and Religion
severely diminishes your
intelligence and mentality,
instituting ONEness Evil,
You are educated stupid -
and you have no inkling to
just how EVIL you think.
Seek in haste to attend a
lecture by Dr. Gene Ray,
Cubic and Wisest Human -
His Wisdom is Awesome.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 18:31
The Jews invented the universe so they would have a place to torment us in.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 18:35
The Jews invented Jews so they could have someone to torment us.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 18:44
I'm a poor nigger and I want to move to Israel so badly. I fucking love Jews.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 18:47
The Jews invented magic so they would have a way to break the laws of physics, being the natural criminals that they are.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 18:57
>>17,21
What if the wizard used string theory and designed the memory model as a small black hole (in which the density can be taken to be arbitrarily high) that used Hawking radiation to communicate with the main system. The resulting memory module could have a spell applied that negated the gravitational field at any point outside it's containing box.
Marisa Kirisame - JEW
Patchouli Knowledge - JEW
Alice Margatroid - JEW
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Anonymous2013-06-03 19:32
>>33>>34 Sarcastic enumeration of unrelated characters
Shalom, Hymie!
Typical kikes and 1/2 kikes have sloped skull (easy to see due to early loss of hair due to genetic disorders), curly nigger-like hair, prognathism (big lower jaw, protruding forward), darkened skin (due to nigger ancestry), big almond-shaped brown eyes, enormous distance between eyes, puffy nigger lips, ingrown earlobes, acute ears (growing at significant angle), different nipples form and color. Jewish smile exposes gums, making Jew even uglier. Some kikes also have this specific Jewish stench.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 19:39
>>35
Unrelated characters? Sarcastic? The three characters are all magicians, and >>29 said Jews invented magic.
The master in the art of deception and illusion is none other than Satan the Devil. He has been practicing this art ever since his first performance before a human in the garden of Eden. (Genesis 3:1-19)
so magic is pretty much anti-Jewish and Satan/Devil/Dragon usually seen as pagan or just anti-Jewish person. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan The original Hebrew term, satan, is a noun from a verb meaning primarily to, “obstruct, oppose,” as it is found in Numbers 22:22, 1 Samuel 29:4, Psalms 109:6.[6] Ha-Satan is traditionally translated as “the accuser,” or “the adversary.”
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Anonymous2013-06-03 19:48
>>39
1. Kabbalah is a relatively heretical teaching (i.e. a sect)
2. I see no magic there, but "mysticism" and some "numerology" crap. Where is the summoning of Satan to kill all Jews?
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Anonymous2013-06-03 19:50
Marisa Kirisame - Gentile fine girl
Patchouli Knowledge - Gentile fine girl
Alice Margatroid - Gentile fine girl
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Anonymous2013-06-03 19:50
>>38
And you're probably one of those faggots who hate homophobes.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 19:50
>>36
He's mad because you insulted his beloved JEWhou.