Ok, /prog/. A wizard gave me a One Quadrillion Trillion Quadrillion 65536-bit Floating Point Operations Per Second computer to use, with 2232 terabytes of memory, two T1 lines, and it works off of a gram of sugar per day.
What should my first project be on this new computer? I want to make something a little more interesting than fibs.
It's a trick question, you can't write jack shit for a computer like that. It collapses into a singularity that absorbs you and the sugar when you try to refuel it.
The wizard was a Jew, whatever you traded to him for this computer was more valuable. Open the box up, there aren't unimaginable computational resources inside it, it's a fucking TRS-80. He escaped sell another one to another sucker that doesn't understand the physical limits of computation while you were trying to figure out what to do with the machine.
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Anonymous2013-06-03 17:36
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I have been smoking knowing that there are 9e56 atoms in the sun. Let's talk about big. Because this retarded hypothetical machine has over 1e14267572527TB of memory. Try to get close enough to dump some sugar in there or plug in your T1 lines.