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List the programming languages you know...

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 9:46

in the order you studied them and rate your experience with it.

C - too much focus on the language itself rather than the goal
Java - never again
C++ - it's like C and Java had sex together and Java commited abortion
Ruby - it was pretty much enjoyable despite the limited time I spent on it
Python - too easy, too slow
Scheme - too complicated for my shallow mind but I like it

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:00

What kind of idiot would work as a programmer (oh wait, i mean ``code'') ? You deserve all the shit you get.

Name: >>40 2013-06-02 16:00

Right, I forgot to make clear you don't need to know math if you want to make le cloud apps, but I think that's rather obvious, so this comment is probably redundant.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:01

>>35
Just pay for their food, water, and minimal shelter, and tell them if they want more they'll have to fund it themselves.

Name: 43 2013-06-02 16:03

>>35
Or rent your wife to a horny nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:04

stupid gender roles normalfag
your wife could be working too but nope your kids are a bunch of pussies and cant raise themselves

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:05

>>40

The big money is where the traders are at. Web shit is peanuts. 

>>38

favorite parenting, sexuality and celebrities gossip site
reddit

I am not into that. You need children to continue companies you setup after you died or would you let your retarded nephew fix that after your dead?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:06

>>46
You're a shallow retard and will never be a billionaire. Capitalists love to utilize useful fools like you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:08

Making a permanent hole in your wallet, having to bear the rants of a aging menstruating monster and raising 2 annoying faggots who do nothing but shitting and yelling, in exchange for getting your dick wet for 1 hour (at most).

Terribly sound investment, would upboat on Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:10

>>46
Who the fuck cares about a shitty startup after you die? You're truly retarded, man.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:11

>>38
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I'M SUCH A NEET XXDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>NUEROTYPICAL FAGSTROM
PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY MAKING MONEY PROGRAMMINGS LEL
I WRITE FIBS IN HASKELL BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN YOU
>OMG SO LONELY
AT LEAST MY 2HU UNDERSTANDS ME XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>E/JP/IN

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:12

>>50
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1370016138
Title: LEL-kun(t) is a closet /jp/er!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:13

>>48
That's pretty shallow to say, what a loser that will die alone and a failure.

also go back to reddit, they're a bunch of normalfags that only care about sex too

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:15

what a loser that will die alone and a failure.
                    
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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:16

>>52
Oh g-d, I will die alone. Please hold me, I can't bear that though without having horrible spasms in my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:16

>>53
Dennis didn't die alone, he had friends and was also a successful programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:17

>>54
You remind me of a dumb edgy teenager, look kid I've been around since 2004 so fuck off.  Also you're supposed to capitalize G-d, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:18

>>54
without having horrible spasms in my anus.

Are you 12?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:19

>>55
I'll add an obvious comment, he didn't program in Javashit, Ruby nor web technologies.

I don't understand why you're implying getting married with children == being a successful programmer, though. Also, as far as I know, having friends doesn't mean you'll get married.

Please take a course on foundations of mathematics.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:22

>>58
Please take a course on foundations of mathematics.

Are you trying to sound smart or something? This has nothing to do with what you posted. Yes you can do babby set theory, big whoop.

take a course
You obviously aren't bright enough to teach yourself with just books, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:22

>>57
No, I'm 8.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:25

>>59
Way to change the direction of the discussion.

My post has to do with this because that's not how logic works. You can be single, have friends and be a successful programmer, even it it's researching Haskell, Lisp or anything academic.

You, on the other hand, retort to Reddit-level insults such as "lel enjoy dying alone XD", which don't have any meaning here. You would know that if you really were here since 2004 and didn't come from /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:26

LET'S NOT GET OFF-TOPIC, FAGGOTS.

>>1-52
SHALOM!

>>53-61,63-
SALAM!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:26

>>59
Recommend me a good chain of book nerd.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:26

>>61
Go back to lesswrong.com faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:27

>>63
Chain of what?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:27

>>63
Is that you, Nikita-kun?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:28

>>38

The age I hit puberty is so far away from me now, that I hardly could comprehend your reply. Somehow I model the peer groups around me as typical 30 year olds with reasonable needs. That this model faults on this site, tells me I am probably to old for being here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:29

>>63
chainofbooknerd.com
cheaplolisistersales.ru

>>64
I didn't use words such as "fallacy", "burden of proof" or that kind of crap pseudointellectual redditards love to use. I'm not going "back" there.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:32

>>67
model this

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:32

>>67
I hit puberty about 30 years ago, which is why I stopped caring about women already.

I don't know what kind of weird expectations you have about this site or what caused them, but you sure are wrong about them. I seriously don't understand you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:36

>>70
autistic virgin loser

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:37

>>70
I hit puberty about 30 years ago, which is why I stopped caring about women already.

And failed it, I didn't get sex ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:37

>>65
Math books I should read.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:38

>>73
Set theory and other techniques to oppress the goyim, by Rabbi Chaim Goldstein,

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:39

>>72

Ahaha Nikita? Your delicate flower never got touched?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:41

Threads like this remind of what a bunch of losers /prog/ is. Not just because you have no jobs and no girlfriends, but that combined with the fact that you know a handful of lexical grammars and pedantically distinguish between words like ``apps'' vs ``programs'' or ``coding'' vs ``programming'', yet know nothing of semantics, nothing of efficiency, nothing of problem solving. You talk big about mathematical purity and how mathematical your shitty little language is, yet you never talk about artificial intelligence, which any third year math student could easily understand. You're not just a neet because it's what all the cool kids on /jp/ are doing it, it's because if you walked into an interview with me with that shitty little list of programming language for which you have a passing familiarity with the syntax, I'd make you eat it, shit it, then eat the shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:42

>>71
I behave like an autist and I'm a virgin, yes.

>>72
Go tell your Reddit/g/ros about it, I'm sure they'll comfort you. Not having sex is truly the worst thing you could ever experience after waterboarding and starving in an African desert. You ought to do something about that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:43

>>76
nothing of efficiency, nothing of problem solving
you never talk about artificial intelligence

We've been on different /prague/s then.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:48

>>71
>>70-kun isn't autistic, he's just too ugly to get laid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-02 16:49

>>79
kun

You're autistic that's for sure.

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