List the programming languages you know...

in the order you studied them and rate your experience with it.

C - too much focus on the language itself rather than the goal
Java - never again
C++ - it's like C and Java had sex together and Java commited abortion
Ruby - it was pretty much enjoyable despite the limited time I spent on it
Python - too easy, too slow
Scheme - too complicated for my shallow mind but I like it

Threads like this remind of what a bunch of losers /prog/ is. Not just because you have no jobs and no girlfriends, but that combined with the fact that you know a handful of lexical grammars and pedantically distinguish between words like ``apps'' vs ``programs'' or ``coding'' vs ``programming'', yet know nothing of semantics, nothing of efficiency, nothing of problem solving. You talk big about mathematical purity and how mathematical your shitty little language is, yet you never talk about artificial intelligence, which any third year math student could easily understand. You're not just a neet because it's what all the cool kids on /jp/ are doing it, it's because if you walked into an interview with me with that shitty little list of programming language for which you have a passing familiarity with the syntax, I'd make you eat it, shit it, then eat the shit.